The Grinch That Stole Bitches

The only thing funny about this movie is the title, which is the only reason I gave it a chance. Bad acting, bad script, bad plot, bad sound, bad cinematography... Notice the pattern?

Nothing about the movie made sense. For example, there's a big reveal/plot twist towards the end. It has absolutely no affect on the outcome of the movie. It could've been kept out and it wouldn't have made a difference because what was "planned" during the scene didn't even come close to happening.

There is a saving grace, though: the women that look like they were pulled straight from a strip club. Or to be more specific, the booty shaking of the women that look like they were pulled straight from a strip club! Well, the booty shaking of the women that actually had booty to shake. That's why I give it 2 stars.

If you watch the movie, do it with your eyes closed. And your ears plugged. And have something else playing on your phone. It's that bad!

LeBron isn't just a man. He's a phenomenon. He's a celestial event, a once-in-a-lifetime of the stars, a cosmic masterpiece sculpted by the basketball gods themselves. When he moves, it's not just movement-it's poetry. Every dribble, every pass, every dunk, every single bead of sweat that glistens under the arena lights is like a love letter sent directly to my heart. How could one human being be so perfect? It defies all logic, all reason, all earthly explanations.

His voice? It's like a lullaby and a war cry wrapped into one. When he speaks, it's as if the universe itself pauses just to listen. The way he commands respect, the way he leads, the way he exists-it does something to me. When I see him laugh, when I see that perfect, radiant, joy-filled smile, I swear my soul leaves my body. I float above the world, untethered by gravity, held aloft only by the sheer force of my adoration for this man.

And then there's his physique-his godlike, sculpted-by-the-heavens physique. Every muscle, every vein, every perfectly chiseled inch of him is a testament to human perfection. He is not just a man, he is an ideal, a dream given flesh, the pinnacle of what the human form can achieve. The way he moves, with such grace and power, is enough to leave me breathless. He is a masterpiece in motion, a living, breathing work of art.

But it's not just the physical. Oh no. My love for LeBron transcends the physical realm. It's the mind, the heart, the soul. The intelligence, the vision, the leadership, the wisdom. LeBron doesn't just play basketball-he orchestrates it. He is the conductor of a beautiful, chaotic symphony, and every game he plays is another masterpiece added to his collection. His IQ, both on and off the court, is unmatched. The way he reads the game, the way he sees things before they happen, the way he adapts, evolves, dominates-it leaves me in a constant state of awe.

And let's talk about his heart. The man is a philanthropist, a leader, a role model. . He built a school-not because he had to, not because it was expected of him, but because he wanted to. Because he cares. Because he loves. And that, more than anything, is why I love him. Not.

If you're ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe question your life choices, then The Grinch Who Stole Bitches is a must-watch. This unapologetically wild reimagining of the classic Dr. Seuss tale is a hilarious ride that somehow manages to blend dark humor with over-the-top absurdity, all while keeping you entertained from start to finish.

The Grinch, voiced with brilliant snark and edge, isn't just a bitter, Christmas-hating creature; this version is an absolute icon. Gone is the mere resentment of holiday cheer - this Grinch is on a mission to take it to a whole new level. His cynical commentary, sharp wit, and chaotic energy create a character who's less of a villain and more of a comedic antihero that you can't help but root for (at least, most of the time).

The plot, while a familiar twist on the original How the Grinch Stole Christmas, has a deliciously devious edge. The Grinch, with his band of misfit sidekicks, hatches a scheme that involves much more than stealing presents or Who-centric cheer; it's a plan that goes straight for the heart of the city's hedonistic and materialistic ways. The Grinch is here to remind everyone that, sometimes, things have gotten too out of hand, and it's time for a bit of a chaotic reset. It's a clever commentary wrapped in a package of comedic gold, if you can get behind the edgy humor.

The film's pacing is fast, filled with uproarious gags, surprise cameos, and shocking moments that keep you on your toes. The dialogue is sharp, with references to modern pop culture that hit perfectly for anyone looking for something a little edgier than the average holiday movie.

The animation is top-tier, pulling you into the Grinch's snowy, twisted world with vibrant colors and exaggerated expressions that reflect his ever-expanding mischief. It's visually stunning and creatively chaotic in the best possible way.

In the end, The Grinch Who Stole Bitches is not for everyone - it's dark, it's weird, and it's utterly hilarious. If you love a good laugh at the expense of conventional holiday cheer and don't mind some very adult humor, this movie will quickly become a cult classic for anyone with a taste for the absurd. It's a crazy ride through a whimsical world that may make you rethink your own holiday traditions - or at least your expectations of what a Christmas movie can be.

I don't need to say anything else that the title said. This is absolutely the best thing I have ever seen. From actors, to script, to cinematography, to editing, to music. This is cinema. This is what cinema is made to be. This is better than The Godfather, Apocalypse Now, Citizen Kane, and any other masterpiece we once knew. Hood movies and TUBI have become the second coming for our cinema world. Without these types of movies I do not know how I would live with myself. I am still in awe with this masterpiece. I do not think I will see anything like this in a long time. Long live the Grinch That Stole B*tches!