Extraction Day

This movie is so morbidly bad, its not even funny. It feels like someone is trying to punk you and see how long you will last watching it.

Everything, and I cant stress this enough - everything - is just horrible in this 'movie'.

Casting, acting, writing, camera work, and music are so bad, its not even funny.

You can only cringe so much until you just press stop and you cant take this insult on your senses any longer.

I don't need any more lines to convey this message.

How do I hate this movie? Let me count the ways... (Sorry, Ms. Browning) ...This movie is a steaming, stinking, bloated pile of ca ca and I'm sure some one is going to come along and condemn me for saying this. All I ask of a movie is that it entertain me, but if that doesn't happen in the first fifteen minutes, it's dead to me. The 'acting' makes 'Snakes On A Plane' look Shakespearian in comparison (and I'm referring to the acting of the snakes, not the humans) the story is muddled, befuddled, addled, and atrocious. Even the popcorn in the theater was lousy that day. A day at the dentist who drills without Novocaine would have been preferable.

OK,I have to write a minimum of 10 lines, so here goes.

I wish I could review this movie in a word or two, but that's not possible.

Here are a few words that I could use.

Garbage, stinks on ice, very very bad, waste of time, one of the worst movies to ever have been made.

Acting...see above paragraph.

Direction, who knows. With a script like this, and the brainless actors, who knows.

Being a musician, I usually enjoy the back-round score. Here, our composer did the best he could with the trash he was given to work with.

It always amazes me that crap like this gets the bucks to fund it.

I guess our hero's all slept with the producers more than once.

The only enjoyment this vomit of a film gave me, is writing this review.

I hope this review lets you spend an hour and a half of your life watching something better.

Hell, with this movie, anything you watch would be better.

My grade 9 math teacher is chase williams. literally.

Would I buy the movie? No! Would I illegally download it? ya i would, and I did!

a friend of mine said she knew one of the actors so i decided to check it out. Not going to say who the actor was but the actor is question wasn' the best, gah!

Not sure if it was my download but the sound seemed quiet.

If you don't go into it with crazy expectations you may enjoy it. It's something good to have on in the background. Good fight scenes and a few nice landscape shots that seem almost out of place they're so well done.