kr-87488
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So... I came for arrows and rebellion.
I stayed for moody stares and dramatic cloak-swishing. And I left wondering: was this a freedom fighter or a medieval therapist with anger issues?
Claes Bang plays William Tell like he's auditioning to be the next Batman - dark, brooding, and emotionally constipated. The man shoots maybe one arrow, but delivers about 947 intense silences. Respect.
Ben Kingsley shows up and casually steals every scene with the smug energy of someone who knows this isn't going to win any awards - and doesn't care. Icon.
Highlights: Gorgeous Swiss mountains.
Enough slow-motion stares to power a shampoo commercial.
Historical drama that thinks it's Shakespeare but sometimes feels more like a LARP gone rogue.
Lowlights: Pacing so slow, I checked my pulse. Twice.
A hero with all the charisma of a wet log.
Dialogue so dramatic, it circles back to being hilarious.
Bottom line: It's not a bad movie. It's just very committed to being serious... even when it really shouldn't be. Like wearing full armor to a garden party.
Watch it with wine. Or snacks. Or while folding laundry. You won't miss much if you blink - or nap.
I stayed for moody stares and dramatic cloak-swishing. And I left wondering: was this a freedom fighter or a medieval therapist with anger issues?
Claes Bang plays William Tell like he's auditioning to be the next Batman - dark, brooding, and emotionally constipated. The man shoots maybe one arrow, but delivers about 947 intense silences. Respect.
Ben Kingsley shows up and casually steals every scene with the smug energy of someone who knows this isn't going to win any awards - and doesn't care. Icon.
Highlights: Gorgeous Swiss mountains.
Enough slow-motion stares to power a shampoo commercial.
Historical drama that thinks it's Shakespeare but sometimes feels more like a LARP gone rogue.
Lowlights: Pacing so slow, I checked my pulse. Twice.
A hero with all the charisma of a wet log.
Dialogue so dramatic, it circles back to being hilarious.
Bottom line: It's not a bad movie. It's just very committed to being serious... even when it really shouldn't be. Like wearing full armor to a garden party.
Watch it with wine. Or snacks. Or while folding laundry. You won't miss much if you blink - or nap.