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If I ever hear "perfectly splendid" again in my life I may snap. Who wrote the dialogue for the most obnoxious child actors to ever be cast in a series? A 5 for ambition. Seems like they're going the AHS route with same actors, different storyline, which I totally support. But im 4 episodes in and I cannot get passed how absolutely "perfectly obnoxious" the child actors are. Im not even from England and I know no one there talked like these kids do after maybe 1843. Are they in a horror series or Mary Poppins? I'm only watching to the end to support the creator because Hill House was an excellent horror experience and I'd really love for him to make up for this series where honestly? Nothing happens. Id add a spoiler alert but, nothing happens. Using the Turn of the Screw was a HORRIBLE choice for the film "The Turning" and it seems to be so here as well. Fingers crossed for a 3rd series with another original approach like Hill House to make up for this perfectly boring show.

Nic Cage is Nic Cage. Ive always been a huge fan and will watch all his films. This is one of the better ones he has done lately (minus his moves into horror which are superb). Durand is having a blast as the villain. As a viewer I had fun watching this one, because I could visibly tell the actors were having fun in their roles. Id recommend this for any fan of Nic, Durand, or anyone that just wants a low budget entertaining film. This isnt Oscar material, but it is by no means awful. The reason I rated it a 6, is because every time Famke showed up I wondered if it were horror makeup she was wearing. Learning she had surgery, I think she needs to sue the doctor. All I kept seeing was the cover art for "The House October Built" (an amazing found footage horror for anyone reading this, check it out) and quite frankly she looks like a porcelain doll and its borderline disturbing.

Watched this cause I'm a fan of Oldman. Turned it off because I am no longer a fan of Oldman. What a terrible movie. 2 stars cause the cinematography was good. What trash.