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This is a movie that did not know what to do with itself. It was kind of disjointed and all over the place.

It is the story of a man that kidnaps and kills people, mostly women, makes sausage out of their good parts and feeds the rest to his pigs. The cops don't pay much attention to the missing women because they are drug addicted hookers. There is also a social worker thrown in who is trying to solve the mystery.

While there are some bigger named actors in this, they did not bring their a game, the entire thing feels mostly phoned in. If horror/mystery are your thing and you can sit through movies like The Room, then give it a go.

Man, there is so much going on in this movie, apart from continuing the story of Happy Gilmore.

This movie centers on the tale of Happy at the age of 58. Without spoiling things. He ends up quitting golf, becoming an alcoholic, and losing everything, even grandma's house.

He is approached witb an offer to become part on a new, faster paced golf league. Happy decides to stay true to normal golf and fight to crush this new league.

Even though the movie reused many of the same jokes and themes, it made me laugh out loud, a lot. There is also an insane number of cameos to find.

I would say that this is one of the best sequals to ever be made. Cannot say enough good about it.

I played this game through more times than I can count. I was, like every other fan of the game, excited when this movie was announced.

It took less than 1 minute of this movie to realize it was nothing like the game. I divoeced the two in my mind and watched it with that mindset.

I thought it was well done. The gore is right up there and the tension never really lets up. Great pacing and spx. Overall one of the better newer horror movies out there.

On the anniversary of the killings from the fist movie, someone gets the bright idea to rent out another train, in a way of showing that life is still going.

Our protagonist and a few of the other survivors board the train for what was supposed to be a healing trip. They are joined by a large group of murder obsessed people. Shockingly enough, people start getting killed.

The writers do a pretty fair job in trying to throw you off the scent of the killer's identity, but anyone that has seen these movies before will do a decent job of figuring out who it is.

The killings are done with a variety of weapons, but the production team went with CGI to show stabbings, a bad idea. They were very clearly not real and they should have spent a few more of those precious Canadian dollars on better effects.

All in all, not a terrible movie and yet not a good one either. It moved really slow and I had a difficult time keeping my attention on it.

I stumbled upon the first movie in this series on Tubi. The title alone was enough to get me to watch it. I found the first one campy, yet fun to watch. Sure, there was not a lot of money spent on the effects, but there was not a lot of money spent on the movie period.

I was surprised to have heard that there was a sequel and had to watch it. The sex was cut down a lot versus the original, but they did manage to get every woman go at least topless in this one.

This movie took an unexpected turn where there is now a parasite infecting people and mutating them into what I can only guess were supposed to be earlier, not fully developed monsters from the first.

DFITW2 takes place at a summer camp that is getting ready to open. It has all the tropes that most horrors feature as far as characters, with ne development at all, but that is not why we watch these movies.

Sit back, shut off your brain and watch as the parasite and creatures try to kill off every person in the movie. For a low budget movie, it is really pretty good. There are even some people that can almost act in it. Oh and make sure you hang around for the after credit scene!

Sabina wakes up, tied to a table in a garage, and is submitted to torture at the hands of a masked man. She escapes, but soon finds herself in to company of two men and a woman that bring her to a weird, S&M kind of party.

They all believe that she submitted an ad, looking to be the subject of a rape fantasy. She battles her own inner demons as well as the party goers in an attempt to gain her freedom. Did she really want this, or is it a case of mistaken identity?

While this is a definite low budget movie, it is really well done. The actors all do a very convincing job in their rolls. The camera work does leave a bit to be desired and any violence takes place off camera, most likely to keep the special effects budget to a minimum.

Overall, this is a decent phycological thriller.

After being silent so long, Casey steps forward to offer her version of events. The entire world, myself included, had decided she was guilty before she ever went to trial. She ended up being acquitted because the prosecution could not prove Casey was responsible beyond all reasonable doubt.

As I sat through this, I did hear a lot of self-pity, but what would you expect from a woman that lost her child and the life that she had envisioned, most likely at the hands of her father? I felt that her tears were believable and her sadness palpable.

As someone that has survived the trauma of childhood sexual abuse, I can see a lot of similarities behind how I used to act and how Casey acted. As the cop that was interviewed said about George, being a liar does not make you a murderer, yet so much of the world is ready to say that about Casey. No one has looked twice at all of the different versions of events as told by George. I can for sure say that no one that is not abusing little kids does not say the kinds of things George said.

Go into this with an open mind and you may just find yourself changing how you think everything happened.

The plot is kind of explained by the title. Something is killing off campers whilst they engage in coitus.

This is a low budget creature feature. Sure, there is a ton of nudity, some pretty graphic. On fact, there are only two of the actresses that do not get naked. The plot is not deep, bit the acting is surprisingly good.

Everyone was believable in their roles and the required "stoner" was perfect in his comedic timing.

The only flaw with this is due to tue budget I am sure. The creature was, shall we say rough. They did a fairy good job obscuring it in shadows, but the jaws did not articulate, and they had quite a few shots of its head.

Overall, I would say that if you are a horror fan, watch this.

This is a music video that is more like a short porn film, with explicit sexual acts being performed and full nudity on display. That being said, the song is very catchy and enjoyable, for those adults that are into hip-hop. I am a person that enjoys all forms of music and have never allowed language barriers to keep me from listening to a song that I found enjoyable.

I did not rate this any higher than eight stars because of the decisions made by the director. The lighting is low throughout most of the video and makes some scenes more difficult to see. While this could be a creative choice to cause some mystery, the explicit nature of the video itself does not cause one to expect any mystery at all.

First let me say that this is not really a 10 star movie. I gave it 10 to try and offset some of the ridiculously low ratings that some people are giving it. This movie would have been a strong 7 though.

This is a prequal to the franchise and a good one at that. It takes us to the early 1700s and what is apparently the first visit to Earth by the Predators. The main character is an Comanche woman named Naru, who wants to be a hunter instead of a gatherer. She notices the tracks of something that she had never before seen and goes on a quest to prove to those that doubt her that a threat like none they have seen does exist.

While this movie does contain many of the tropes that we have all seen countless times, like the woman that is not believed, or the woman that is smarter and stronger than the men around her, it is still an engaging story that unfolds at a good pace.

Some minor spoilers ahead, so if you do not want to read them, stop here. I have seen some reviewers complain about how this was not realistic enough given what we know of the Predators. How can an indigenous woman face down such a mighty foe without advanced weapons, etc. Well, as we all know, the Predators enjoy a challenge. This is evident in the first film when Dutch was the last survivor. Instead of blasting him, the Predator chose to fight him in hand to hand combat. This film holds to that idea.

I would not hesitate to suggest to anyone that likes these movies to sit down and watch it. It is very well acted, and the cinematography is gorgeous. Good entry into the lore of the Predators for sure.

A lot of people are on here trashing this movie, but fail to understand that this kind of film gets neither a large budget nor A-list talent. While the acting was a bit over the top at some points, the story is solid. I could have probably trimmed it down by 30 to 40 minutes, but that is neither here nor there.

For those that enjoy a good revenge porn film, this is for you.

This is the Black Widow movie we have all waited for, and while it lacked in some respects, it made it up in many others. Taking place between Civil War and Infinity Wars, it shows Natasha on the run for breaking the accord. The majority of the movie is spent with Natasha going after the organization that created her.

It starts off with a flashback to when Natasha was a kid and gives us a very small look at her family life. Great job casting Mila Jovavich's daughter as the young Black Widow!

Florence kinda outshone ScarJo in some scenes, but hey that is OK. If you are a Mavel fan, then you are sure to love this movie.

The reunion that we all wanted is finally here. This is one hour and forty-four minutes that we get to spend with the core cast members of a show that has stood the test of time and still makes people laugh and cry.

There are table reads of some of the best scenes and a reenactment of the famous trivia game scene, with a lot of the guest stars interspersed throughout. I would say that this is a must see for anyone that loves this show. From the opening part to the last part, a smile never left my face.

Will and Samantha, a mixed race couple find out that they are pregnant. They live in Seattle and Will heads back East to visit with Sam's parents with the idea of asking for her hand in marriage. There is a lot of tension between Will and Tom, Sam's dad. At first it seems like it may be because of the fact that Will is white, but it turns out that Will did something egregious to Tom's boat years ago.

The day after his visit and while on the phone with Sam, some event happens and they are disconnected. The event causes the entire country to suffer a black out and rumors swirl as to what had happened on the west coast. Will and Tom decide to drive to Seattle to rescue Samantha. On the way there they battle the effects of the event and people that are hell bent on taking their car and gas.

This movie is almost non-stop action and Forrest Whitaker shines in his roll. My only complaint is the ending. It is, as my title suggests ambiguous. It causes the viewer to have to imagine what happens, and that may not really be a bad thing. This movie will keep you on the edge of your seat throughout most of it and despite the low ratings given by many, I feel it is worth a watch.

On a two year mission to Mars with a three person crew, a fourth person is discovered unconscious in the ceiling. Rescuing this man destroys a unit that is designed to scrub the air of CO2 and puts the mission at risk. They will run out of breathable air two weeks before they arrive on Mars, killing all four of the people. The team, along with the people back on Earth struggle to come up with a plan to save everyone's life.

The good parts of this are few and far between, but Anna Kendrick shines. She is typically associated with comedic roles and does a great job handling the lead role in this drama. The cinematography is also great here.

The bad, oh the bad. While it is true that there every space launch accounts for every gram of weight, I find it difficult to believe that the people in charge would not have sent along more than enough oxygen and spare parts to repair anything that would potentially break. They were to be away from any support for two years and that is terrible planning. Also, it is never explained how the man found himself sealed in the ceiling or how he got injured. The food supply was never at risk, so again, they would send along enough food for more than three people but not enough oxygen. What if there was a small leak that lost them a bunch of atmosphere?

The worst. About halfway through the movie, I looked at my fiancé and told her exactly who would die and why. She even asked me if I had seen or read about this movie. Sadly, no. It is just that Hollywood keep recycling the same old story tropes. The last movie I saw where I did not predict the ending was The Mist, and I loved being surprised!

So all in all not an unwatchable movie, just do not expect to be riveted to the screen.

This is the story of a man that is having a really bad day and decides to mete out his own form of justice against those her feel slighted him. While at a traffic light, a mother and her son are behind him and running late. She lays on the horn and then goes around him. The man demands an apology, which he does not receive and this begins a game of cat and mouse with deadly consequences.

Mr. Crowe does his usual great job at portraying the character known as The Man and there are a couple of tense moments laced throughout. However, this film falls short on providing any actual thrills. I never felt that the protagonist or her son were ever in any mortal danger and telegraphed the ending almost as soon as the movie started. Falling Down with Michael Douglas was a far superior film about a man reaching his wit's end and that movie is over twenty years old.

Overall, a decent enough movie that you should watch if you are a Crowe fan.

This movie came out when I was 12 and I think I saw it that same year when it released to home video. I can say with all honesty that the big draw for me back then was the copious amounts of Ms. May exposed on screen.

It has since grown into a favorite of mine for a few reasons. This came out during what I like to call he golden age of horror. There is scarcely a horror movie made during the 80s that I do not like.

The spaceship Churchill, in a joint NASA and ESA mission to go study Hailey's comet discover a ship hidden by the comet. Inside the ship they discover a bunch of desiccated aliens and three perfect humans, one woman and two men. They return to the ship with the 3 humans and one dead alien. When the Churchill returns to Earth it is found to have burned inside and lost all hands. The three humans that were found on the ship in the comet are still safe inside the containers where they were found. They are brought to Earth where the female wakes up and sucks the life out of a guard. Follow the British intelligence agencies as they try to unravel the mystery behind this space girl.

The special effects are dated and the acting is as well, though Sir Patrick Stewart is in it. But I still love this movie for what it is. That is a campy, fun sci/fy horror.

Casey and her two best friends, Jill and Kristen go away on a bridal party/vacation one week before Casey is to marry Jared. They visit a locals only beach and Casey get's bitten by an unseen bug in the water. This begins her slow transformation into a sort of queen bug. Think the fly, only with a different spin.

None of the actors are great, though Elma Begovic does a decent job as Casey. The writing is not the strongest, nor is the directing or editing. This movie plods along and feel padded for run time in spots. What this movie does have going for it, and it has it in spades, is phenomenal practical effects. There is absolutely no CGI in this, and that alone makes it a 7 star movie. While anyone that has ever seen Orbeez will instantly recognize them here, they are still well used to create what the writer wanted.

This is decent enough for what it is, a low budget horror, but I did struggle to remain interested in it during the run time.

Slugs is a fun-filled romp through 80's creature horror that is more comical that it is horrifying. In a sleepy little town in New York that does not really exist, the residents are being killed and eaten by something unknown. It turns out that there was once a toxic waste site at the town's edge that caused slugs to mutate and become carnivorous. Watch the cast of American actors and Italian actors whose English is so bad that they needed to be dubbed fight these ridiculously slow moving assailants.

Shut off your mind and enjoy the roughly one and a half hour ride. You will laugh at how fake the blood is and how insane the premise, but you will never be bored.

This is the true, if only slightly embellished story of a serial killer in Alaska that was active in the seventies and eighties. He targeted young, slim, brunette prostitutes and strippers. He would take them to his home, hold them for a week while he repeatedly raped them and then fly them on his private plane to the wild where he would hunt and kill them.

With the exception of Vanessa Hudgens, this movie is expertly cast and acted. I do not like her, or her acting ability. That did not detract from the expertly told story here. I would highly recommend this movie.

This movie follows the tragic life of Shara, a fifteen year old girl whose mother has resorted to prostitution in order to support them. Her mom shacks up with any man that will have her, which leads to Shara being the victim of an attempted rape. They leave that house and end up at another where Shara meets a boy and they fall in love. Things go south between them and having no other life skills, Shara turns to prostitution as well. She ends up working for a high end agency where she is exploited.

This is indeed a sad tale that I am sure bears a lot of similarities to actual stories. The story is good and you legitimately feel for Shara, but the acting is far from good and the nudity feels a lot on the exploitative side. Jessica Taylor Haid, who portrays Shara was around 20 when this was filmed, but she has a face that could very easily pass for 15 or 16, and her constant nudity gave the film a dirty feel. Given the subject matter I feel that the writer/director could have approached the nudity a bit differently.

This film comes in as average for me.