Nessie & Me

My four year old wanted to see this film. Read the other reviews. They are 100% accurate. There's no point me writing the same. As an adult u may find this amusing if you're drunk. But it's not for children.

Nessie really didn't have anything to do with the movie, it was kind of like two movies in one, to be honest. I thought the guy who played Larry did a decent job acting as did some of the kids. It's odd that someone wrote a review complaining that America stole the Loch Ness monster when in the film it mentions the Loch Ness monster as a different animal. Part of the fun for me watching this was trying to figure out why I was still watching it and hoping that at some point the story line would all come together...neither of those things happened. I have loved movies my entire life, half a century now, and some times you just need to watch a ridiculous movie when you have had a bad day. Also, never trust a review! Lol.

Quite poorly acted and unfortunately the women in the movie were portrayed quite ridiculously. Not appropriate or interesting for children...or adults for that matter.

I've never written a review for a movie, but I felt I needed to spare people from the pain of this movie. We also got this from the library. It's really bad. The acting is awful. The "nessie" storyline isnt really the main focus. There's just one odd scene after another. A guy on the golf course was hitting people in the head with golfballs for fun. Then a woman walks up to him very inappropriately dressed for a kids movie. The dynamic between the male and females throughout the movie isn't great. The women are scantily dressed and the men make inappropriate remarks and jestures, constantly objectifying them. There is a scene when the old captian tells the boy not to tell his parents about their relationship. What kind of messages are they trying to send in this "G" rated film. I could go on and on, but it's not worth your time and neither is this movie. The movie case said "The most entertaing movie of the year!" Ha...in what universe? Spare yourself agony. It's completely lacking in good quality content, values and storyline.

My 4 year old picked this at the library, I have to be honest I've not sat down and watched it all the way through, and neither has he but what I have seen has been pure utter guff! First off as far as I can tell there is absolutely no reference to Scotland, are you just claiming Nessie as yours now America?! In the words of William Wallace " Bolt ya mad rockets!"