Storage Wars: Northern Treasures

My wife and I love this show. Wish they would make more.

It doesn't have to make sense. The show gets pretty hammy sometimes. But you can tell they're not actors. Roy is my favorite tv personality ever. Paul and bogey are hilarious. People need to stop being so crabby and just enjoy fun stupidity sometimes. Not family friendly tho. Potty mouthed canadians

Four teams of 'contestants' battle it out at locker auction, hurling insults and curses at each other and their own teams. As far as I can tell, they don't actually win anything. They just want to permanently shut everyone else out of the storage pillage business. Things like 'So I didn't buy a locker today. But I still played my cards high enough to make sure they don't profit' are quite common. Again, you don't win anything by insulting or discouraging the other contestants. So much drama.

If you like to see a bunch of rednecks and rubber-titted body-bent latina women fighting over luggage full of dirty underwear for $500 inside a storage facility hoping that they hit the jackpot, then this show is for you. Good luck.

I thought the original Storage Wars was bad but this Canuckistani spin off takes the proverbial maple-syrup covered cake. The cast looks like they were pulled out of a lineup at a RUSH concert. That high-mileage blonde was dancing in dive bars before I was born. Maybe even before that greaseball she's with was born, too. Seriously, there's no way that guy has ever had a day job. The guy with the gap-toothed grille? C'mon now. We don't have the perfect chicklets of Americans but we're not the British, either. The middle-aged guy is familiar. Probably an actor from another bad Canadian show I can't remember anymore. But he's not just an off-the- street locker-buyer. Ursula is about as Canadian as Thai food. I bet a lot of money she's a Hollywood import. This entire show is cringe-inducing.