Moist Meter

The moistness of the moist meter is not to be overstated. The quenching moistness that emnates from Charlie, The Mogul of Moist, Keanu the second, the premature ejaculation of Christ is almost as hallucinant as his height.

The moist meter stands just behind his musical contributions with famous auteur and rap(p)er Riley Reid as his magnum opus. Leaving a legacy has laid the foundations for both his acting career as the protagonist of the John Wick franchise, and his role as a stunt double for Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games.

Previous 'Hunger Games' actor Charlie White, delivers once again with his entertaining yet thought provoking series 'Moist Meter'. 10/10 would watch again.

To much Jesus cosplaying as of late, but otherwise very good

... and you will too. The moist meter is there peak of reveiw series, the cream of the crop, the reveiw series that makes panties drop. Our Lord and savior, Big Moist measures the moisture content of the latest movies and games. Big Moist uses state of the art moisture measuring technology developed in unknown regions of foregn lands to ensure that wetness is properly and accurately measured to quench our thirst for the dankest forms of entertainment. If you're reading this Big Moist, I just want you to know I wrote this review while pooping and thinking of you.

Jesus cosplays as some guy named Charlie, AKA moist man, and reviews games and movies. 11/10