Two and Two Make Six

Jocelyn Lane and Janette Scott didn't need Chakiris and the other actor. A movie just about the two girls would have been fine. No actress today can match Lane in her prime for sexiness, seductive powers and beauty.

Loved seeing these old British movies on Talking Pictures TV, and this is up there with the best. Never a smash at the time apparently, but reminiscing never hurt anyone. Exciting motorcycle action scenes at the beginning, and comedic plot turns, keep the viewer hooked. Stellar performance from Janette Scott holds the whole thing together. Recommended.

George Chakiris's character grated throughout, or maybe it was just George Chakiris.

His military behaviour at the outset was just too implausible to be tolerated as was the scene which set him on the run.

What followed is a series of unconvincing situations which become tiresome.

Only Alfred Lynch of the four main characters comes out with any real credit. Janette Scott although attractive is just too tom-boyish and too-good-to-be-true. Her final scene at the military base is just ridiculous.

Athene Seyler as Aunt Phoebe stole the show!

There are some noteworthy appearances; a very young Jeremy Lloyd (as an upper class twit), Jack Shepherd (Wycliffe) makes an uncredited appearance as a hotel clerk, Robert Raglan makes makes an uncredited appearance (he had a long stint in Dixon of Dock Green), Bernard Braden (60's TV icon),

American playing Canadian military rogue George Chakiris and British mama's boy Alfred Lynch ride motorcycles and for some reason aren't content with the gorgeous girls they're with, and each has a problem most men would die for...

Because of a pivotal mix-up in a hurried rush to leave an English diner, they wind up with each other's girls...

Chakiris, a womanizing airman on the run after striking an officer, is with good/honest blonde Janette Scott, who couldn't be cuter until brunette bombshell Jocelyn Lane was cast, now saddled with Scott's whiny fella, Brit actor Lynch...

Meanwhile both makeshift/contrasting couples... not really GIRL SWAPPERS since it was all an accident to begin with... embark on their own dual-riding, British-rural adventures, and neither are very exciting...

But TWO AND TWO MAKE SIX is really an exploitation male fantasy having the perfect girl right under their nose, or noses, despite being upturned while the dames... despite Chakiris riding his WEST SIDE STORY Oscar win and a handsome enough lad... are way too hot for the story, and the dudes, but absolutely perfect for the viewer.

Given the pedigree of the writer it is rather surprising that this film is so unappealing,maybe its because George Chakitis s character is so obnoxious. Odd characters pop up bur are unable to enliven this.