They Came to Play

Its generic title suggests sports (or poker) as much as an all-sex film, but a silent porn loop is all you get. Something Weird chose to revive this XXX programmer on Vol. 43 of its Dragon Art Theatre series.

Sole point of interest for me was a June Wilkinson-sized blonde who figures prominently in the action, as part of an anonymous cast.

Shot MOS, with an okay jazz score applied, heavily-narrated opus is merely about a guy planning a sex party and the party itself. Attempts at storyline material are meager, consisting of an unattractive "virgin" girl (with strangely pointy teeth, as if carved a bit in search of horror movie roles) who insists on playing hard to get with her boyfriend until the group more or less rapes her at the party; and an odd married couple, whose husband only can get off if his wife aloofly watches him have sex with another woman, but at the party she liberates herself from this role to find partners of her own.

Worthless assemblage of XXX footage exists merely to induce audience masturbation, and logically it ends abruptly after a couple of requisite money shots are delivered at the party.