A low budget B-flick out of Canada, "Posers" introduces us to an unlikely posse of four single female clubbers who beat a woman to death in the ladies room of a nightclub. What follows is nonstop nonsense which spends most of its time trying to build a murder mystery around the ditzy gaggle of poorly developed characters who come off like old "Mall Rats" or "Valley Girls". Failing in everything from cinematography to screenplay with a script which is punched up with lots of contempo buzz word banter, "Posers" is in fact, a poser of a film; shallow, affected, and phony. Best saved for the small screen where, if it doesn't show up, it won't be missed. (C-)
