Monsturd

This movie was a real trip. To see people actually get terrorized by something that sometimes is hard to pass (ha,ha) anyway is something to see.

My Husband and I live for movies like this. Movies that you just expect to be bad but, have some funny or memorable moments in it so you can't forget it.

One the one hand you have actors trying to break in the business by playing in these types of movies and have no acting experience so the expressions are to die for. The most memorable line in the movie is when the little girl sees Monsturd and goes to tell her father. When the father tries to go in the bathroom the little girl replies,"Don't go in there daddy the doo doo will get you". I was rolling in the floor.

This movie is only for the strong at stomach.

The correct way to watch this low-budget sh*# film is when you're incredibly inebriated and are with friends who are the same. It also doesn't hurt to be prone to laughing at really corny jokes. If this sounds like you, you'll enjoy this retarded little film about an escaped con turned poop monster and the wacky ways everyone tries to dispose of him. You'll laugh out load a few times. It's a pretty good party film & it's practically review-proof. So tap a keg, put on some jiffy pop (or beef jerky) and party on. Oh and the closing credits theme song is gold. Kevin Smith can't hope to compare.

My Grade: B

The makers of Monsturd set out to make a movie that would be so "crappy" it's funny. They even tried adding jokes in and funny bits. Oh they're funny, but just because grown people actually spent hours of their lives dedicated to this. Here's the thing, if you like horrible movies with horrible acting for the sake of laughing at it, this is one to see once and probably only once. If nothing else it'll make you feel a lot better about what you're doing with your life. Also, the more people you're watching this with the better. I'd give a grade or a star to this movie, but it's not even worthy of that. In fact, it's not even worthy of being called a movie. It's just, Monsturd...the biggest piece of crap man ever created. So yeah, go rent it.

OK, i saw the video sitting on the shelf at BLOCKBUSTER and couldn't believe it. so i had to rent it immediately (the clerk couldn't keep a straight face while telling me when the title was due back)this is a film is distributed by DEAD/ALIVE and for one of their titles, it's pretty good. this shot on video feature was better than i expected it to be and to be honest, i was amused. tons of crap jokes, puns, and just plain silliness. it had pretty good production value (cop cars, helicopters, etc.) and you could tell the film makers really tried. and i agree with one of the other comments... the skinny dark haired girl was pretty hot. if you like Jim Carey movies for the potty humor and not the big budgets, then you will enjoy MONSTURD.

I bought this movie solely on IMDb reviews. My local BLOCKBUSTER did have it for rent. However, with their high rental rates for newer movies, it was actually cheaper for me to buy it. ***SPOILER*** Three scenes made me laugh so hard I almost Monsturded my pants! Only two things about this film bugged me tho ... 1) Monsturd should have been a direct result of Jack Schmitt (our unwitting, escaped serial killer) coming in contact with the deadly toxins that were dumped into the sewer system. NOT a recombinant DNA creature that miraculously sprang out of nowhere. 2) When the deputies puked and puked (and puked), the Fed and the Sheriff should also have puked (at least once) after finding the (smelly) remains of Monsturd's victims. All in all, the movie is a real piece of crap (pun intended). And should be rented (or bought) by any and all who are into potty humor, bad film and great laughs.