Assploitations

Not to begrudge the wonderful Adult actress Aurora Snow branching out into directing her own features, but the beauty aimed way to low with her Sin City (via sub-label for junk Mayhem Productions) series "Assploitations". This is ersatz Max Hardcore garbage, which was usually cranked out for the firm by bottom-feeder Skeeter Kerkove, with or without the assistance of his better half Bridgette.

Snow introduces and participates in five sex scenes, each consisting of the models posing outdoors photogenically for the camera, and then heading indoors for high-energy, distasteful gonzo humping -emphasis on anal sex and d.p.'s, of course. When a dick isn't there, an oversize dildo will do, and often we're greeted with a double anal, either two dicks crammed in or a cock plus dildo.

Sounds appealing to the low-end convert to all-sex gonzo content, which unfortunately describes a plurality if not majority of Adult Entertainment consumers these days. But Snow has done so much better work in countless features - I recently watched her give a wonderful performance some 8 years later in "My Girlfriend's Mother Volume 2" for Sweet Sinner.

Least inhibited of the performers, and no surprise, is Ariana Jollee, who leads off the show masturbating (self-inflicted d.p.) before giving over to the machinations of Alex Sanders. Not content with the usual big toe, he takes foot-fetichism to new heights by burying much of his foot in Jollee's vagina, as she screams in joy at what she claims to be a first-time for her.

Bosomy Sophia is breast in show in a threesome with a very young Mr. Pete and Chris Mountain (unfamiliar actor to me), while Ashley Blue and mulatto actress Velvet Rose do a Lesbian anal routine in the bathroom with a noisy shower running. Getting off easiest in the bunch is willowy blonde Crystal Ray, in a threesome with Jay Ashley and Snow that is mercifully brief compared to the showy, endlessly changing positions gonzo of the other vignettes.

This junker definitely does not hold up nearly a decade and a half later.