Jurassic Island

Watched this with my son and just couldn't believe how bad the movie was now we did watch it all in utter disbelieve and roaring with laughter at the cgi. Zombies wtf?????? Acting was probably the worst ever who fund's these movies the gin and tonic eased the pain during this.

It took me a while to work out this wasn't a spoof.

Wooden acting, terrible music, laughable cgi. I think it would have actually been quite good as a spoof if they played on that.

I watched it to the end as I just had to see this one through. Do yourself a favour and don't even start it.

First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a name nobody could possibly like....on the best seller list for 18 months!....one of the greatest movies of all time, sir! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

This movie is a silly combination of other movies, with every scene a cliché. My impression: a middle schooler gave the story to their parent, a wealthy producer, with the kid's friends directing, editing, and producing the audio and cgi. I'm giving it some points for scenery and camerawork, but the points deducted for noticable mistakes are too many to list. Also minus a point for mixing zombies with dinosaurs, its only distinguishing feature and not a good- or original- idea. In fact, this would be a good one for a film studies class since it's densely packed with things a filmmaker should avoid.

This movie is one of the worst directed, worst written, and worst acted movies I have seen in awhile. Just skip it and find anything else. The ending, if u can even call it that, makes no sense, basically the movie just stops.

I just don't get what was the whole point, it just sucks so hard that I can't believe this has been done intentionally - surely something went horribly wrong somewhere, there has to be some excuse for the lack of any intelligence.