Alien Artifacts: The Lost World

I didn't pick to watch this. I found my aging (and I now suspect senile) father watching this fascinating documentary.

I thought, from the terrible reading, with strange pauses and pronunciation it was a science fiction spoof and I was waiting for the twist to make it fun. The first couple I saw where known fake alien horse-feathers. It's a potters wheel, not a turbine.

But it kept going. The YouTube video style of terrible reading over stock images as fakes, hoaxes and just overwhelming ignorance are presented. Many without any link to this 'therefore aliens' that seems to be the overall goal.

I am not a professional historian, but I took at least one more history course than the people behind this mess as so many of their mysteries are just not 'oooooh spooky Aliens!?!?'

How mad did watching this whole terrible pile of misinformation make me? I was driven to reset my password so I could leave this angry review of this terrible thing. One star is one and a half stars to many. The creator of this should come and do some work for me for a couple of hours to make back my time with internet.

Lasted 10 minutes. If you're going to hire a narrator, hire a proper one. Preferably one that can read the script he's given. And how the heck is the ship on the poster not a copyright infringement?

The subject matter is mildly interesting, even though Ancient Aliens has covered every bit of this material in better detail, and without a horrible narrator with a speech impediment mispronouncing every other word. Did nobody edit this at all? I honestly would've given this movie at least 6 stars if it hadn't been riddled with narration errors.

This is just a quickly thrown together thing most likely made as a filler program.

It is also a typical one of the many documentaries that leave out a lot of real information so you beleive what the director wants you to beleive.

Take the artifact of the Jesus Shroud that has been proven to be fake, but the narrator says it's possibly the earliest greatest forgery of all time or it's real, as it dates back to the time of Jesus... klaxxon sound... No, it doesn't. That a why the Vatican don't even acknowledge it anymore, it's been proven to be fake... and also, how is it an Alien Artifact? Lol.

I was entertained by this thing, but still, it's all misinformation, telling you what the director wants you to hear, missing evidence and contained cheap computer imagery rather than photographic or film evidence. The footage it does show for a 2019 documentary looks like it was shot on early 90s camera technology that has been recorded and converted from a VHS.

Can but refer to the review title; as brown as the inside of the director's head.