After Party Massacre

Before starting the review i need to thank the makers of this, well, whatever it is supposed to be. "gratuitous violence/nudity" had been terms whose meanings i never really could figure out. when the credits rolled, this lack of knowledge was eradicated.

without doing any extensive research, it is easy to say that this was pretty much nothing but an extensive music video of the two bands mentioned in the summary. the plot is slightly above non existant, the acting abysmal, and dialogue consisted of poetic highlights like "how you doin'?", "yea yea, cool", and any random profanities you can possibly think of.

the biggest problem of APM is, it doesn't seem to know what it wants to be. there isn't enough sex and nudity for actual pron, not enough music for a sole music clip, and too much of both for a decent slasher. never have i been so close to turning off a horror movie.

4 stars is being generous, really. there's one for the music, one for the tatas, one for the kills and one for their variability. the expected broken bass guitar neck shoved down someone's throat sadly didn't happen.