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Completely unwatchable. A monkey with a GoPro could create something more engaging.

I couldn't get to the 10 minute mark without stopping the program. It's not the sequel that it claims to be and I am surprised that lawsuits didn't happen.

It's like a few friends got together and did some bad improv. Like kids playing dress up and coming up with a stupid story as they go along.

You've got:

• clips of friends at a roller rink skating around while having an imaginary lazer fight
• acting out a bit of 1984
• telling us the plot of Battlestar Galactica
• telling us that a character is Logan's daughter from Logan's Run
• then a bad amalgamation of all those

They didn't know where to go with it so they ended with they're all fictional characters, and the set being shut down.

Bad story, bad acting, bad narration, bad sound, bad camera work.

This has no redeeming qualities.

Here's my theory...

...a group of Sci-Fi fans got together and decided to make a sequel to Logan's Run. On the first day of shooting, the director (named Puppy) told everyone that he would be doing the filming. But somebody else, we'll call him Chris, brought his own camera and had been hoping he would be the cameraman. Then Puppy noticed the look of disappointment on Chris' face. Being a nice guy, he decided to put Chris in charge of the "making of". Everyone was pretty happy with the arrangement and shooting began in earnest. We're burning daylight here folks!

Once principal photography was completed, Puppy got to work on editing his magnum opus. But alas, he left the memory cards on the dashboard of his car during a particular hot Florida day and they completely melted. And being the carefree guy he was, Puppy did not have any backups.

Luckily, he remember that other guy walking around with his own camera, what was his name again? Of right, Chris! After a few phone calls to other crew members he eventually got in contact with Chris and asked him for a copy of everything he had shot. Chris, feeling very happy that his efforts were being recognized, gladly sent them over.

Puppy was then able to string together shots of actors speaking about their characters, bits of rehearsals, camera tests and a healthy amount of "borrowed" (I hope copyright lawyers aren't reading this) footage from classic movies and TV shows. The result is a jumbled mess of nonsense.

P.S. I had nothing to do with the making of this movie. This review is merely my own "fan fic" of the making of this "fan fic" movie.

After reading misterrfalcon's brief review, I had to see it for myself. I'm so sorry that I didn't heed his advise.

I'm also sorry that these idiots ever found a working camera.

I'm sorry that nobody proofread the text in the first few minutes, there were many glaring spelling errors, and a terrible misuse of an apostrophe in reference to a camera that should result in someone's punishment.

I'm sure that had someone tried, there could have been humorous takes on the some of the scenes, or a running joke throughout that might have loosely tied things together, but this is proof that daydrinking exists, and is a problem for some.