American Pie Presents: Girls' Rules

The perfect way to destroy the American Pie saga is this movie. Do yourself a favor and never watch it. I will try really hard to forget that i watch it.

It's impossible to make a decent sex comedy in which everyone is horny yet all covered up during their sex scenes... But I guess that's what sex comedies in the US are condemned to... Lots of sex and zero nudity... The jokes are not that original either... But if at least the characters freed themselves from such puritanical treatment, it would be fun to watch.

This female centered American Pie flick is sadly a not very funny, completely sanitized film with lazy writing and directing. The worst offense is a very forced feminist message. But before the pitchforks and fire comes out I am all for equal rights, but crudely forcing the message in every bit of (once) popular entertainment property doesn't work (Well hello Ghostbusters, Terminator: Dark Fate and Charlie's Angels!). This latest gasp of American Pie will go down in history as: the one that effectively killed the once hit comedy franchise.

Just cancel 2020 with stinkers like this. An absolute insult to the American Pie family.

The movie "Girls Rules" directed by Mike Elliot, gives an unimaginative and hastily made a mediocre spin on American Pie. The lead actor played by Madison Pettis gives an uneven performance, but she is not the worst thing in this production. The direction in which this movie tried to go made me want to rip off my ears and eyes and put them inside the washer to clean them. I have wasted 1h 35min of my life, while at the same time lost brain cells by watching this movie.