Attack of the Giant Blurry Finger

GOD HAVE MERCY ON THE PEOPLE THAT THINK THIS IS GOOD, ACTUALLY ZERO CRIATIVITY, NO TRYING. UNBELIEVABLE. GOD I HOPE U SEE THIS AND U DONT CRY.

She's not hot enough to carry this. Given all his "films" are just him filming his girlfriend in her underwear or naked I can't exactly call this a "movie" but it's not even a YouTube short worth watching.

Sci-fi horror comedy where a giant blurry finger comes down from outer space and terrorizes Chloe, a young woman with a rocking body, interrupting her lonely night at home.

It's a hard movie to sustain interest in for more than a few minutes. Once she stops ogling herself in her tight little undies and strips for the shower, you'll lose interest.

In fact the entire movie's only good scenes are when she's naked fondling herself or letting the giant blurry finger do it.

Other than that, where can the movie go? There's virtually no dialog. This is not Citizen Kane. It's a chick taking off and putting on her clothes and a dopey finger getting in the way of us seeing her in her birthday suit.

She grows to love that finger in more ways than one. So there really isn't an "attack."

Or is there?

If she's an aspiring actress, I'd love to know if she put this movie in her reel. She'd probably get a lot of "audition" requests.

Given its title and no budget, no one should take this serious. This isn't exactly an actual movie but rather a homemade YouTube short stretched into 60 minutes. Clearly made out of boredom (the ending credits states it was made during the 2020 Covid quarantine).

It is essentially a silent film where there isn't much dialogue at all for the majority of the film- some spoken lines by the lead towards the end but otherwise no real dialogue.

The film does stretch on quite long as it really isn't funny. We see the lead wondering around partial naked and nude for the first half (yet nothing is shown given the blurry finger covering everything). We then see her fighting the finger.

Then final 15 or so minutes once the finger is killed (by paper cut), we do see some actual explicit scenes- Chloe in the shower for a lengthy sake).

Overall this film runs for an hour and essentially isn't a movie. Don't take it too serious and although it is different and bizarre, it still isn't great. An acquired taste.

A camera I suspect to be an iPhone. This looks like something that should have been on a porn site, or YouTube as a short film without all the erotic scenes. Gave it a 2 star because there were ridiculous moments that got a few laughs out of me. The sudden dramatic synth music whenever the blurry finger popped up in front of the woman was pretty much all the comedy this movie has. Do not be tricked by the horror and comedy tags. All in all, I'm not angry. If this is something, as the other reviewers with suspiciously positive reviews here have been saying, that was made during lockdown due to boredom, props to you. Way to be creative. A little more effort and it could have been something entertainingly ridiculous.