Skeleton Key 2: 667 Neighbor of the Beast

Errrm, (cough cough) errm....(utterly speechless)...errm....yeah...I'm, errm, not really sure how to put something this calibre of bad into words...

...I was expecting a cheap straight to DVD sequel to Kate Hudson's Skeleton key, which wasn't a bad movie...And...Errm...I got this...A £20 budget, made by college kids with nothing better to do, no special effects, no story, the worst acting you've ever seen, bad lighting and sound, jokes that are so unfunny they actually make your blood boil with anger, nude women that are so unattractive it makes you fancy a romantic night in with Rosie O'Donnell, I could go on and on...

...This film really does need destroying so that other people are not duped into renting this out...Shame on you IMDb for not allowing a rating lower than a 1....Minus 350,000 would not do this film justice, it really is THAT bad....WOW!!! ((Goes to flush out his brain with bleach and try to remove the memory of having watched this tripe))

Wow...OK. So, after reading the little feud on here, I decided I had to see this movie for myself. This "movie" is HORRIBLE. I stopped watching it. I strongly recommend cleaning a closet instead of watching this movie, you'll be more spooked/entertained.

It's very, very low budget with bad people.

Whoever is giving this movie 10s is completely incorrect and should be disregarded.

I am in no way connected to any of the other reviewers.

Simply put, this movie is not worth watching.

Very, very BAD "MOVIE".

With all the special effects crap rolling out I was pleased to finally see a flick that has no one to answer to, not even itself! Improvised, self indulgent and funny! No, it's not going win any Oscars, but it sure as hell better than some of the society pandering movies most studios churn out with 10 times the budget. Random references to old and new flicks that are cheeky, made it shine for me. The sexual bits that just smack you in the face, is what make it outrageous and more fun! If you are a fan of improv, this will entertain you to no end. Each character is unique and I hope this universe keeps on going. Sit down and just try to enjoy something above the norm.

p-semple is an astroturfer. Great music? Most of it sound likes an old NEW game. Better acting? Better than what, a dead sloth. The lighting is horrid, the camera work was done by a crack fiend, and the audio was all over the place. The entire plot is Satan telling some guy that his life bar goes down when he gets hurt (they actually display a life bar) and it goes up when "he has sex with those awesome asses". I wish I was kidding. The devil watches him have 'sex' while eating popcorn, wearing 3D glasses, and shaking pom-poms while saying "Do it do it do it!" You'd think it would be funny. You'd be wrong.

How did they get away with using 'Skeleton Key' without being sued is beyond me. The girls are not even attractive.

This is worse than a bad Troma film.

To everyone who posted a lengthy bad review about SK2, I feel bad for you. Not because you had to sit through the movie, but because you took the time and effort to talk bad about it. Were you expecting something BESIDES an intentionally bad movie? I wasn't. It's not the greatest film I've seen, but I can appreciate the effort the makers and performers put into it. I won't lie, but I can certainly appreciate seeing a bunch of naked flesh, too.

Just remember something: Everyone who's done this film have made something of themselves. What have any of YOU done? Taking the time to wring long-winded bad reviews doesn't count.