Konga TNT

I was searching for the 1961 Konga movie I had seen as a kid when I stumbled upon this trash. My 7 year old daughter can make a better movie than this garbage. I was hoping I could rate this with no stars but was forced to make a selection.

The first time I started watching this I lasted about 2 minutes. I decided to give it another go thinking it can't get any worse. I was incorrect. There is no acting in this movie. Cheesy dialog.

If there is one, somewhat positive thing I can say about this movie is that it's only going to take less than 75 minutes to get thru this.

Consider yourself warned if you choose to watch this.

I owe an apology to every movie I've criticised prior to this day, because I'm not sure any were as bad as this miserable thing.

It's dire and incompetent stuff right from its opening scene, and it somehow gets worse from there. The humour couldn't be less funny, and not even the audio manages to be balanced and listenable.

I thought it could be schlocky, stupid fun - at least in parts - but there isn't a single second of this movie that's admirable or even redeemable.

Embarrassing, boring, and so lame I would rather rewatch one of the Channel Awesome movies than rewatch this. I am embarrassed for everyone in it and felt embarrassed watching it.

Don't even let your worst enemy watch Konga TNT. Going forward, my life has been affected for the worse by having seen it.

Well, with just a glance at the movie's cover, I was already doubting this movie. But still, I opted to give it a go on the odd chance that the movie might actually be one of those movies that are so bad they are actually fun and enjoyable to watch.

And let me just tell you "Konga TNT" is bad. Oh, it's bad alright. But not in that unique way where it becomes enjoyable. No Sir, this was just plain and downright bad. With a capital B actually.

The storyline was just so unappealing that it was a literal struggle to keep watching the movie. And as for this movie being labeled comedy? Well, sure, why not? Although I didn't laugh once, nor did I even smirk. This was just atrocious.

Then there are the special effects. Wow. That is actually all that is needed to describe the special effects in this movie. The CGI effects looked like discarded 1990s computer graphics that were deemed too bad to be put into computer games back in the 1990s. It was such an eyesore to look at. And the practical effects were just laughable at best.

As for the acting in "Konga TNT", well you get what you would expect from a movie such as this. Consider that a fair warning.

This is without a doubt one of the worst movies that made it out of 2020. Do yourself a favor and don't waste your time, money or effort on "Konga TNT". Some of us did, unfortunately, so you don't have to. My rating of "Konga TNT" lands on a one out of ten stars.

The one thing I can say about this movie is that for all of the under 3 star rated movies I have watched, this one is now the closest any movie has come to make me refuse to finish it. I watched this movie from beginning to end. I even stopped part way through and came back to finish it off.

Step one is admitting you have a problem. I am a bad-movie-oholic. I know what my problem is, but the entire production team for this movie needs to be committed. I can complain about wardrobe, effects, make-up, writing, whatever, but I won't. There is nothing redeeming about this movie - even for someone who has fun watching bad movies. They tried to be campy, but just came off awkward and dull. I'm pretty sure most of the cast were just the director's next-door-neighbours. The acting really was that annoying.

The monkey is a puppet. I couldn't believe my eyes when the monkey was revealed. They seriously walk around with a hand puppet in some of the scenes. I honestly have no words for what I just watched. I'm ashamed I watched the whole thing. I brought dishonor to my family and I will carry this shame for the rest of my life. Don't be like me. Don't watch this movie.