Finding Jesus

You know when you have some random depression rabbit-punch you in the the chest and make you wish there was a building taller than your one-story house that you could throw yourself off of? This was the cause of it.

Calling this film a drug trip wouldn't even be fair because drug trips are fun and this movie isn't. If I showed this movie to my child, he would call Child Protective Services on me and I honestly wouldn't blame him.

They don't find Jesus at all in this. I was very disappointed in that regard. This is some sort of super religious Finding Nemo Rip-off film that looks and sounds dreadful. Not even the kids will enjoy this fish poop. Leave the cringe at the bottom of the ocean!

1/10.

Look, I'm not a critic. And also, I just watched this ok Discord with my friends. But, like, really WowNow? These voices are just something else. I feel BAD for the voice actors, I hope they got paid well, because of boy, is this movie a treat. First of all, I don't like the main characters. Bubbles or whatever their name is and Joy. This movie is so bad and forgettable, I can't even remember the MAIN CHARACTERS names. I remember Professor Shark, I remember Mr. Sushi. (Which by the way, having raw fish with fish eggs on it, talking to alive fish is pretty wierd) With his over-done stereotypical Japanese accent is kind of annoying. Also, while I did watch this on YouTube at, like, 0.02 frames per second, the story is also just bed. I can't even mark this for having spoilers because I can't remember the story. All I remember is the plot twist being a joke of how the fish, has the memory of a fish. (Haha "very" funny). I can't remember that much, all I can remember is that this was a slog to get through and I don't recommend anyone to watch this. I know I'm trying to end it here, but the movie just also abruptly stopped at an hour and 8 minutes, almost as if this movie (if I can even call it one) wasn't completed.

Monotonous and headache inducing.

Was really hoping for some good laughs when I watched it, but was severely disappointed. Didn't even finish it :(