Apocalypse of Ice

Like sharknado without the sharks.. or nado.. We have a new contender in the 'so bad it's good' category! This film will have you rooting for either the virus or global warming to take out the cast. In a standout performance, Tom Sizemore literally phones it in. In contrast to her costar Torrey Richardson delivers a sheer 90 minutes of panicked hysteria at a level uncommon for a main protagonist while Ramiro Leal on the other hand almost seems to sleepwalk his way through it. The action will have you on the edge of your seat as our heroes face one playground level challenge after another. This slow boil of a movie will have you wishing for a quick and merciful end but you will not be so lucky. Next level special effects give this masterpiece a blockbuster feel on a clearly shoestring budget. You'll be intrigued until the final frame as you're treated to the slowest credits roll in film history almost as if to say 'you did it...you made it to the end'

I would give it a "1", but I've seen worse. Perfect for a drive-in theater, where you don't play attention to the movie, but not sure if they still exist. One question, how was this ever funded? Does this contain spoilers..?.. It comes spoiled. If it was directed as a comedy it would have gotten a higher score.

I have seen better special effects in Roblox. How can it be that with today's video technology they can only come up with such a bad imitation? The acting is horrible. When they imitate a crash the actors move like the Muppets inside the car.

And seriously, are they really using walkie-talkies to talk from America to the Arctic Ocean?

We started watching this movie with zero expectations and it didn't live up to them. I never thought it would be possible to make a movie that would make Sharknado seem like an Academy Award winner, but here it is. The bad science, bad acting, bad writing and bad effects start in the first scene. A couple of minutes into the movie we decided to see how many scientific inaccuracies we could spot. We lost track after ten minutes. If you want to get a good buzz on, make a drinking game of it. You'll empty a bottle in a half hour...max.

Their 30 hours away from safe zone, and then, miraculously, 1 hour away. Funniest, and most honest statement, is from younger actor who is injured says "nothing is impossible to us." How true during this whole movie.