Bigfoot or Bust

If you've seen most of Jim Wynorski's movies, then you should have an idea of what to expect with "Bigfoot or Bust". Specifically, it depicts multiple groups of big-breasted gals in search of a Sasquatch. The movie makes no pretense about what it is. There's nothing particularly memorable about the movie, unless you count cleavage as memorable. My all-time favorite of Wynorski's movies remains 1986's "Chopping Mall", which introduced me to his work (I happened to come across it in my neighborhood video store in summer 2001; people who only knew Blockbuster had no idea what they missed by not going to neighborhood video stores).

Anyway, little more than an excuse to show off buxom babes. A totally silly movie.

No plot worth wasting time on. The women are way too old, flabby and gross to be "hot" in a movie like this. Looks like mid-life crisis on film. Bigfoot is a dude in a bad costume who goes around chasing people. These old ladies are hunting it even though this looks like the first time they ever held a weapon. Like flab on a trampoline?

From start to finish this movie knew it's audience, and I'm it. It's story progressed perfectly with twists that were unexpected. The acting was great with an unforgettable sound track with nothing but bangers that will have you singing along like "I don't wanna be a Bigfoot no more". Rarely in my life do I resonate with a character in a deep and meaningful way and boy howdy did I with the Bigfoot. The amount of emotion that was broadcasted through his face and acting is superb. Even with no lines I felt a-tune to the supposed monster. This was all done with a perfect, tasteful amount of cleavage. A must watch for all who like Bigfoot and women.

They could have done better making Big Foot look more realistic. Unfortunately the best thing about the movie was seeing the busty women of which most of them were beautiful prancing around showing off their wares. Other than that the movie was a waste of time.

A horrible movie. Horrible. And there is no other word to describe it.

Badly shot, with an amateur montage, and sequences that have no logic, randomly placed throughout the film.

This movie stars old softcore actresses who believe they are still sexy at 50. Unfortunately for them, no.

Perhaps with younger actresses and a few more topless (there is not even a nudity scene throughout all the movie) could was be better, but the problem is general.

There's not a single idea to tell something, the dialogues are simply dumb and the Bigfoot is ridicolous.