The Dead Don't Scream

I can't decide what was worse, the acting or the script. There was one scene with a woman on the phone and it honestly seems like she's never spoken on a telephone before. Another scene with a man giving hand signals to someone reversing a car and it was as if he had never moved his arms before... I mean it stinks of something rotten if the actors in a film aren't believable as human beings. I watched this on a paid subscription website and this film makes me want to ask for my money back. I would literally rather jab spoons in my eye repeatedly than to watch this tripe ever again. At the end of the day, I've watched a LOT of horrible movies over the years... But this is the first time one has been so bad that it prompted me to write a review about it!!! This film deserves a -10 out of 10.

I had to review this and warn others this has got to be the worst movie ever made. these are fake reviews on here praising it i don't even know how this got made. I have never ever in my life and i have watched all kinds of horror movies seen anything like this it was beyond terrible. Everything was fake looking with this movie. The acting was horrible and the plot was stupid, whoever came up with this idea needs to get in another line of work. the acting was so unbelievable if anyone does decide to watch it even though they been warned will see in the first 5 minutes how bad this is don't take long to realize it. probably the worst film ever made cant believe it out for people to see this garbage

Okay, in between the raving reviews from the cast & crew and the usual "worst-movie-I've-ever-seen" reviews from audiences who obviously have never seen a film directed by Roberta Findlay lies this mixed bag of a review.

The movie starts, predictably, with a group of young attractive adults heading for a party at a lake, mini-Spring Break style. A few minutes before, a couple of bare-chested chicks got offed by an unseen assailant in these same premises. As the ride progresses, we are treated to regular humorous interludes which sets the tone for the 1st half of the movie. The laughs and the overall offbeat attitude will definitely keep you interested until the carnage begins. Unfortunately, and as previously stated by other reviewers, you will also have to endure absolutely atrocious acting by the attractive but insanely untalented cast. Lines are droned like everybody's xanaxed to their eyeballs, the final girl/female lead taking the cake.

The partygoers are abducted one by one and conducted to a car-part factory that doubles on disposing of the vehicles' owners in a gruesome manner. There begins a game of cat & mouse that's sometimes fun, sometimes a bit meh. The humour that permeated the first part of the movie almost disappears from that second chapter, only sporadically revived by the interventions of the bonkers Twin Peaks family that owns the business. This family reeks of in-breeding and other smelly secrets. As it is, they and their frankly surrealist Streetfighter goons save the second part of the movie.

The 3rd part sees the final girl trying to convince the town's sheriff that bloody dealings happen in the smalltown's factory. This part buries the nail in the movies' coffin, as it requires the most emoting from the incapable cast, a task naturally failed by most.

All in all, the script and an inspired direction, as well as a few really kooky moments (including the end credits), salvage this low-budget take on the American Gothic from instant disposability.

Im at a loss for words... this is terrible. This movie is awful, the script, the actors, the "special" effects, its all just utterly horribly bad.

Selling or renting out this movie is actually the same as stealing peoples money.

Id rather ride naked on a horse made of barbed wire and melting lava than sit through this garbage again.

I nominate it for "the histories worst movie ever"-award.

(and i have to write 10 lines about this shyte) (and i have to write 10 lines about this shyte)

I loved it!!! I didn't think I would at first - even during the first half hour, but something kept me watching. It really gets interesting and then you just have to know what happens next. The dumb girl characters were kind of predictable, but still great comic relief. Uncle Buddy was likable, but kind of scary at the same time. I was asking myself at the end..."hmmmm...I wonder if anyone is out there really doing that...YIKES!!!"

The Tyler and Jeremy actors (Trey Caldwell and Jeremy Schwab) were great. They held the action together throughout. They're both HOT, not to mention how brave they both were:) This movie would be great for a Bachelorette party!!! I picked it up on Barnes & Noble, but I think it's also available on Amazon.