Ape vs. Monster

This movie is possibly one of the most disappointing experiences of my life. It is absolutely clear to me that with little money and some talent it is possible to make a film that marks generations. Robert Rodríguez did it with El Mariachi, Wes Craven with his first masterpieces and Tobe Hooper with his most important film. Here's an Oscar-nominated actor, Eric Roberts, and a story that trying to parody Kong vs. Godzilla makes for an even more disappointing movie. While the original was too bad this one is even worse; it is abysmal. The first three or four minutes are promising, the rest is pathetic, with unpleasant characters, a gruesome story and a series of nonsense that together offer an embarrassment made celluloid. Only recommended for our enemies.

A much better title would be "Monkey VS Monster". They have a chimp turn into what looks like a big stuffed toy monkey and a Gila monster that turns into some sort of large lizard. Terrible dialog, bad acting, bad CGI makes for a very funny film. Lots of "WTF's which will keep you scratching your head. Gave it a 2 instead of a 1 due to the somewhat entertainment we got out of this.

I wonder if the makers even watched this before releasing it to public. The bad CGI took the last bit from it. Worst of its kind.

Eric Roberts could not save this movie. The other actors & actresses were awful, sounded like they were reading from a script.the chimp & lizard were better than the humans.

I would 1st like to thank SHOWTIME for using my monthly fees to show such garbage as ape vs monster.

It's a lovely tale about an ape vs a monster but done in the worst way possible. The acting is horrid, the script? Worse. There were so many head scratching moments that I lost count. I feel stupider for watching it. BEWARE!!!!!