Jeff Stelling: [live broadcast of "Soccer Saturday"] Roy Kent, ex-Chelsea legend, joins us. Welcome, Roy.
[Roy grunts]
Jeff Stelling: Right, uh, what did you think? Did your former club play well?
Roy Kent: No. I thought they played like shit.
[the other panelists snicker]
Jeff Stelling: Uh, our apologies to the viewing audience. Roy Kent with some... salty language. Would you care to elaborate, Roy?
Roy Kent: All right. Chelsea was shit today. They were shocking. Watching them, you'd never know they were playing at home. They were too timid. They were too respectful of United. They were lucky they didn't lose by three or four or ten.
Chris Kamara: That's harsh, Roy. United's been on a good run recently.
Roy Kent: Who gives a shit, Chris? That's no excuse to play like you're afraid of 'em. You could see it in their faces: abject terror. Like children waiting in line for the handsy Father Christmas. Have some fucking pride in your shirt or don't fucking wear it!
