The Blue Rose

Absolutely horrendous film in that style where, if nobody knows how to act, then everyone is a good actor. Likewise, if you completely ignore every rule of good filmmaking, voila' it becomes "artistic" and "avantgarde".

Two twenty-something spoiled kids read off some dialogue implying that they are "detectives". They do some detectiving and see ghosts, apparitions, scary ladies with knives, all with different filter. So maybe one hallway is ALL BLUE, or a kitchen is ALL YELLOW, because *art*.

Shame because the production looks like they spent some money on it, but it seems that not a single talented filmmaker was involved in any way, because it's atrocious from the first to the last scene.

My vote: 4.5/10.

Well, that was a waste of my precious time. Neither my boyfriend nor I had an idea of what was going on. The film looks so cheap and bad. Psychopathic, has no main character, has no plot. Now that the film is finally over, I feel like I've lost all my brain cells, I'm annoyed and just overall disgusted. Literally, I have no idea what I just watched. The rest of the 20 minutes that was left of the movie, we skipped over half of it, not even sure what the ending meant, or the beginning. I am just hoping that I don't dream of this crap tonight and that I forget about it as soon as possible. Gosh..

No pun intended - obviously the song tells us to paint it black, but since the rose is blue .... well I don't think I have to explain that joke. Some may need explanations when it comes to the movie - you have to really be open minded. I couldn't entirely tell you what this was trying to tell me or rather us.

It was also nice seeing Ray Wise - though of course he was stealing his scene. The screen presence that man has .. just incredible! That said, the director/star of the movie isn't too bad either! Also true about the other actors! One just has to smile and she already has me ... not sure if that is a good thing or not ... or sexual or not ... but I know it is dangerous ... like a moth to the flame you say? Well probably ... anyway.

The movie goes off in the final ... reel and really messes with reality or rather sinks its teeth into a different universe... dimension? You have to dig it ... and dig it most who stumble upon this will .. because they seek it out ...

Somewhat David Lynch-esque movie that starts off with a girl on a very small stage putting soil in a flowerpot and watering it. Then a very poorly rendered CGI blue rose grows before our eyes.

The female leads can't act. But then virtually none of the actors can. Including the t-girl they threw in to check a box. There is nothing behind this movie except for the stylization. The makers seem to have put a lot of time and effort to make the movie LOOK interesting and no time or effort put in writing a coherent script or getting people who can act to be in it.

Hence, what I just watched is a mystery. And a boring one at that. In the least they could have thrown in some hot nudity to keep out interest, but NNNNoooooooo!!!!!

Oh, and if you blink, you miss Ray Wise.

Who gave high rating to this headache must be the crew and their family. I am sure any one who watched this trash called movie like me must have not understood anything. Frankly I watched it till end because it was free but till the last minute didn't understand what was it all about I am confused. Wondering who wrote the script and which producer invested money in this kind of pathetic project. I cant believe if any can even imagine of coming with some thing like this.

Who gave high rating to this headache must be the crew and their family. I am sure any one who watched this trash called movie like me must have not understood anything. Frankly I watched it till end because it was free but till the last minute didn't understand what was it all about I am confused. Wondering who wrote the script and which producer invested money in this kind of pathetic project. I cant believe if any can even imagine of coming with some thing like this.