Bullet Train Down

Okay, a narrative about something something a train, and forgive me if this is a spoiler, but... they die if the train stops. Not ground breaking, kinda boring actually... but what is the deal with the budget in this "movie"? It feels like a cheap group youtube video, the actors are so bad, the props are so bad, everything feels so cheap. Especially the writing. 30 minutes in and I couldn't take it anymore, there wasn't a SINGLE line of dialogue that was funny, interesting or clever in any way at at all, it was just dead text on a paper. And some "WTF" moments that make absolutely no sense at all like rocks randomly flying into the train for no reason at all. How? Why? What? Loud bomb noises in the back of the train "uh what was that noise, was it a bomb?" idiot kid says "BOMB????" why are these people so dumb. Then some other guy says "it's ok, the train would stop if there was something bad" oh you mean apart from a window shattering and a loud bomb explosion and train shaking, or the person in front of you bleeding, yeah everything is perfectly fine. I just want to grab these people and strangle them for being so dumb. And the dialogues are so unnatural too. Even the premise is unnatural, people acting all amazed at a train going 200 mph.... woohoo... who cares. Go in europe or asia if you wanna go on a fast train. Ok maybe not europe. Really, a plane can go way faster and fly but you don't see people being amazed at that (anymore) at least not for the last 50-100 years. It's just a train, calm down.

I will give it credit for a scene where a person gets strangled and they actually struggle instead of just immediately dying without any problems. I can't give it 1 star since i didn't see any blatant sexism/racism/etc... at least not yet, i quit after 30 minutes.

But hey maybe the "movie" works if you wanna get down with your friends and watch a laughingly bad movie and make fun of it. How many bad things can you spot?

Okay so to start, why is the flight sim joystick controlling the bullet train? Second, cgi is TERRIBLE. Third, please just.. don't watch this. And also, why is the acting so just.. mashed together? The asylum's movies are so bad, like meteor moon and tarantulava, but this. THIS is the worst. And why are the sets so cheap? Yet they make it like a blockbuster. So if you were about to hit play on your tv to watch this, I suggest not. It's a waste of time and money. Really, this movie is the bottom of the bargain bin. AND THERES MORE. The landscaping is so off from where it's meant to take place. Anyways, bye.

This is one of the stupidest movies i've ever seen. The acting was horrible, and fake and ai was used for all of the outside footage. And it wasn't even good AI, it was bad AI, a child could've have created that! I can't even believe I sat through the whole movie. The main reason I did was just to see how much more stupid it was going to get, and it didn't disappoint me. Not only was the acting terrible, but you never saw a wide angled shot inside the train! Every shot inside the train was close up, in the face of the actor and you never saw the entire train car or an aisle in the train, the most you saw was two, maybe three seats, and all of the shots were close up. I was annoyed by that. I definitely would not watch this movie. It would be a waste of your time.

This movie is near comical in terms of its concept, scripting, above all else the acting is pathetically hammy, and the sets are as crass as everything else. Its a case of almost 90 minutes of your life that you'll never get back. The very idea that the US could have a train that ran at more than 150mph is laughable to begin with - even their Amtrak Acela can barely reach 150mph for short periods. The crassness of the storyline and script are only complimented by the crassness of the acting. The lead characters are weak and the very idea that anyone could crawl upon the smooth roof of a train travelling in excess of 200mph is as plausible as the fact that Bambi is a kitten.

This is a low budget film and not get any interest. Also the actors can not act well. The funniest thing is the FBI part. There is a bus infront of the FBI office. And also that bus is going every time. That means that clip is a repeated one. Do not get this film. Not recommend at all. Also there was a bomb :D. Funny thing is that bomb can see any one in the sky lol. Even train has a bomb there is no any police department, FBI vehicles or any forces except airforce. Also FBI man is drinking some thing every time. I thing that one is also a repeated clip. Script is also not ok. I have watched something similar to this film and that film is a great one. Again do not watch this.