Bade Miyan Chote Miyan

Dude, I was so hyped for "Bade Miyan Chote Miyan." Like, seriously, a desi buddy-cop flick with Akshay Kumar and Tiger Shroff? Sign. Me. Up. But let me tell you, this movie left me feeling more disappointed than after finding out the pizza place was closed.

Director Zafar seems stuck on repeat. Instead of something fresh, we get reheated Bollywood clichés. The only surprising thing was the pre-interval helicopter stunt, and even that felt more like a magic trick than anything mind-blowing. The rest of the action scenes? Total snoozefest. Shaky camerawork made it impossible to see the fight choreography, and the whole thing felt rushed and forgettable.

Don't get me wrong, I love Kumar and Shroff. They're both awesome actors. But the script did them a dirty trick. Their banter felt forced, and their characters had zero depth. They never clicked as a team, which left me wondering why they were even paired up. Even the villain, played with some energy by Prithviraj Sukumaran, couldn't save this flick from being a total meh.

The jokes were stale, like week-old reheated puns that wouldn't even make my dad laugh (and trust me, that's a low bar). The plot itself was a narrative wasteland, with no real stakes or emotional connection. Zafar's previous films at least had a touch of heart or social commentary, but "Bade Miyan Chote Miyan" felt completely hollow.

Adding to the disappointment was Alaya F's performance as Pam. Her acting felt one-note and forgettable. It makes you wonder if a more experienced actress could have brought more life to the role and maybe even lifted up the whole movie.

Honestly, skip this one. Bollywood has tons of fantastic comedies and action flicks. Don't waste your time on this forgettable mess with recycled jokes, generic action, and zero originality. Do yourself a favor and find something else to watch. You deserve way better.

Bade Miya Chote Miyan, helmed by director Ali Abbas Zafar, embarks on an ambitious journey but falters due to its lackluster screenplay, cringe-worthy dialogues, and subpar performances. Each actor, notably Alaya F, fails to deliver convincingly, while the actions feel passé, reminiscent of clichés seen in prior productions. Regrettably, the film lacks standout moments; its plot twists are predictable, and there's a conspicuous absence of gripping action sequences. Cinematography is passable, and the background score, though serviceable, fails to elevate the viewing experience. Moreover, the song choices feel out of sync with the narrative. The narrative's disjointedness leaves viewers bewildered within the first half-hour, resulting in an overall disappointing cinematic experience. Overall, 'Bade Miya Chote Miyan' falls short of expectations, marking an epic letdown.

Just watched this with family but what a waste of money.

I normally don't review movies, specially never a negative review as i can understand how much hard work goes into it and its disheartening for them to see a bad review, but this movie has been a HUGE disappointment from start to finish.

Dialogue delivery was rubbish, story line was no where to be found and what's up with Indian movies now a days? Can they not make a movie which is not against Pakistan or Muslims?

I understand the relationship is not good between the 2 but the general public has no problem with Indians or Pakistani people they whole heartedly welcome each other. In fact most of my team is from india and i am from Pakistan.

Any how i am going away from the topic, the movie has disappointing at least to the fans of original BMCM.

My whole family has been super disappointed.

Akshey kumar looks older then ever and yet he is not letting go of his hero punti. Not suiting the character at all, tiger's dialogue delivery is like watching some one rehearsing lines.

The whole movie infact looks very raw and un refined.

For me a big disappointment and i would not recommend this to anyone.

The man who gives us TZH & Sultan like movies had made this crap is unbelievable because this film is one of the worst action films in recent times. Just wanna ask AAZ why you have to torture the audience like this, first watch it for yourself or some experts and then release it because this is a bigcast movie that everyone is waiting for.

There is not a even a single scene that has depth or make emotional connect with the audience not even the characters of the film have made any impression the writing is that bad. Screenplay is like a headache for me after listening the dialogues and humour.

Storyline about AI could've been the golden opportunity for the makers if it had been well executed, but the execution is so bad that even I'm shocked after watching the film because this film will be one of the worst big budget action films in recent times.

Even the action scenes that are displayed in the movie has not made any impact it's like just watch and forget type of scene we're watching. Connection is very important in action films whether it'll be from storyline or characters because it'll give you the momentum where the action sequences feels enjoyable whenever the moment comes but this is major lack in the film.

Just with the heavy military vehicles, choppers and big explosion doesn't make your action larger than life it has to have a depth with the character or the story that should make impact with people.

Prithviraj as a villian surprise me well but that too has shorter role which was unexpected and the character was not utilized well enough.

Akshay, Manushi & Ronit Roy are the only cast that acted well in this mess because atleast they've been doing what they've told but rest of the cast are intolerable specially Tiger & Alaya in the humour part is irritating on another level.

Bgm is the highlight of the film I would say because songs are easily forgettable.

This film is the biggest misfire in terms of direction, storyline & the execution.

Overall a disaster with the big names is all I can say.....

One of the worst movie of 2024 , bad VFX , bad songs , Bad acting , bad story , bad dialogue and so so action , one more flop should be add to Akshay Kumar and Tiger shrof one more thing bad direction 😡😡😡 , Ali Zafar without YRF nathing he proved that he is zero lucky because of YRF and the good stories he got , without them we saw Barat how bad it was and now BMCM , the Graphics and cgi was so bad even the set and studio they shot are so bad look like cartoon , girls Alaya F over acting and her worest act , Tiger same action with bad act and bad jokes and dialogue, Akshay he is aged and so slow in action not give me a good act or action over all my rate is 4/10.