Not Another Church Movie

I am BEGGING YOU to not sleep on what I'm about to say... DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON SEEING THIS MOVIE! Don't waste the gas or electricity to drive to the theater! Don't waste the movie that's included with your frequent moviegoer membership. Don't waste the time it will rob you in your life to stream it. JUST DON'T! It's poorly written, poorly acted (I'm not sure WTF Jamie Foxx was thinking when he signed the deal memo because this is NOTHING that an Academy Award winning actor should have their name attached to), the production level is cheap, and on top of that, IT'S NOT FUNNY! I literally sat through all but the last 5 minutes and NEVER LAUGHED, SNICKERED, OR CHUCKLED. NOT ONCE! Since I was the sole viewer, I have no comparison but I submit the only review on IMBb (accurate). Left early because I refused to waste another moment on this embarrassing disaster PLUS after investing an hour and 25 minutes of my precious life in this POS disguised as cinema, I didn't GAF how it ended. Do you BUT remember that I tried to warn your hardheaded asses! (This review is funnier than the entire movie!) If there is a got, there won't be another movie of ANY kind from this writer/director!

Humour is subjective, yes, but this movie was so unfunny that I couldn't be bothered to sit trough all of it. I stopped watching around the 30 minute mark during some kind of picnic scene, after a guy caught on fire and more terrible jokes. I watched this because I felt in the mood for spoof/comedy movies, and Not Another Church Movie killed it. I do not know what is going on in the background, apparently this parody was made to spite another director because he had fired a writer for not being funny enough. If said writer is behind this movie, I'm siding with the director that didn't find him funny. I recognized the character that played God and I have to wonder why would he sign up for this, he's a really famous person that was in Spider-Man movies, has he fallen off?

I've seen Founder's Day. I've seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3. I've seen Mea Culpa. I've even seen Thankskilling 3. All of those movies are masterpieces of cinema compared to the incoherent train wreck that is Not Another Church Movie. This movie is chock full of atrocious direction, editing, and writing in this 90 minute dumpster fire with nary a laugh to be had. Jamie Foxx clearly shot his scenes in a day, Mickey Rourke shot his horribly rendered green screen scenes in probably an hour, and everyone else in the movie just downright stinks. 45 minutes in, I literally had no idea what was going on with the characters and plot lines. It's just a series of random scenes, non-sequiters, and general nonsense. Even the worst Tyler Perry movie is better than this dreck. Hands down, the worst movie of the decade so far, and it's not even close. I have no idea how this made it to cinemas.

We all seen em, we may have even laughed because of the jokes in em...but the world has to realize, that the majority of the Madea movies are some of the worst things to happen to cinema since the old blacksploitation films of he 1960s and 1970s.

But thye are supposed to be comedy, so the irony i that its supposed to be ok when a movie is low brow, low quality, and just overall low class. That being said...This "church" movie, though occasionally funny at ties...paled in comparison to the Madea stuff.

But again, ti reiterate...they are basically the same. This film simply uses PURE parody to tell it like it is, and point out all the nonsense in Tyler Perry's films. And its not the first film to try to do so, because clearly there are tons of people out there that either never liked the films, liked them at one point but began to hate them, liked some of them but hated the rest, or whatever...

End of the day, we need parody when a big film series gets too big for its britches. This was maybe a 4/10 at best, which, though a low rating...is sill close to the average 5.5/10 rating for the BETTER Madea films. Lol Honestly dont get how Tyler Perry became so successful with selling his soul lol.

This is a 0 rating.

I've seen better movies on Tubi - no shade! There is no way that this "spoof" should have made it through a review process to even be on the big screen. Bad acting even from known vet actors/actresses. Flat punchlines! This movie could have clearly been on YouTube or not released at all. My family and I decided to leave after about 30 ish minutes. Literally nothing funny. We headed straight to customer service for a refund and was provided free passes on the next visit. I take accountability because I should have watched the trailers and read reviews because this was a major FLOP. Whoever created the movie must like to waste money.