The Transporter

Very low budget and low talent product. This is why you should avoid anything "NOT" made Pre-Covid.

It's nice to see that rule reinforced so strongly here. I would like to say that it is so bad it's good. However, it is so bad that it steals pieces of your soul the more you watch.

Unfortunately, this is what most people would produce if they sat around their apartment getting baked and decided they wanted to make a TV series. Gather their budies (and their iPhones) and their crappy cars and start rolling.

This series would be useful to pick apart in a classroom to see how not to produce content.

Lets be honest, we all know why this dirge was made, no-one will watch it, it's talentless dross, let it drown in it's own diversity driven agenda. I think everyone is getting a bit fed up of all this nonsense by now.

I tried my best to enjoy this but it's just extremely bad.

The acting and just everything combined felt like a pr0n movie without any pr0n in it.

I really do not recommend to watch this.

Maybe when you're extremely high.

There's a vile sickness raging through Hollywood, destroying franchises with it's rabid Woke extremism killing off innocent entertainment with its Cancel Culture... This is no different. May as well revisit original movies from a time when entertainment was politics-free...

Imagine if a bunch of high school kids in media studies saw the original Transporter films and then asked their friends and family to act in a school project following along the same idea.

That's what you have here.

I don't care that everyone is Black or POC (to be PC) like a lot of other negative reviews, my negative review comes from what we get as a finished project, which honestly should never have made it past the pilot episode given this was the level of production being shown.