The Transporter

So. So, so very bad! I very much looked forward to enjoying this, but started gritting my teeth at the opening title sequence. There isn't any excuse for how terrible this is. Shameful for all involved. Just go back and watch the movies instead.

Very low budget and low talent product. This is why you should avoid anything "NOT" made Pre-Covid.

It's nice to see that rule reinforced so strongly here. I would like to say that it is so bad it's good. However, it is so bad that it steals pieces of your soul the more you watch.

Unfortunately, this is what most people would produce if they sat around their apartment getting baked and decided they wanted to make a TV series. Gather their budies (and their iPhones) and their crappy cars and start rolling.

This series would be useful to pick apart in a classroom to see how not to produce content.

Either watch the Jason Statham movies, or the Chris Vance series, but avoid wasting time on this. There's no talent here at all right across the whole project, in front of and behind the camera. It's hard to see what the reason for this really is, or why in a culture of cancelling excellent shows this has even got past a pilot. Amateur and laughable but not in a good way.

I tried my best to enjoy this but it's just extremely bad.

The acting and just everything combined felt like a pr0n movie without any pr0n in it.

I really do not recommend to watch this.

Maybe when you're extremely high.

There's a vile sickness raging through Hollywood, destroying franchises with it's rabid Woke extremism killing off innocent entertainment with its Cancel Culture... This is no different. May as well revisit original movies from a time when entertainment was politics-free...