Deck of Cards

Deck of Cards manages to be pretty entertaining despite plenty of "meddling" from the studio. A strong lead performance from critic-turned-writer/director/actor Gregg Turkington, plus ensemble charm from Mark Poach (Into the Shadows), Dudley Moore (Aurther series) and newcomer Christina Calph, keeps this ship afloat despite it being short on run time and full of plot holes thanks to Tim Heidecker's firing squad of editors at HEI Network. One cannot help but dream of the Full Deck of Cards if it were completed as intended, but now surely belongs only in the realm of legends as the footage was destroyed.

Once again mr turkington proves his unstoppable expertise. There's nothing more that needs to be said, so I'll share some other popcorn classics below.

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Perfect. Perfect on every level from the acting to the script, to the cinematography, everything about this movie is 100% perfect.

I have only ever seen this film once, I only ever want to see this film once and I will only ever need to see this film once. It is etched on my mind. It stands alone as a monumental piece of cinema, a magnificent accomplishment.

Gregg Turkington is a unique man who really does deserve the title of "genius" when it comes to cinema. He is a buff, but he is one of us, and believe me, this buff has the right stuff.

It goes without saying that Deck of Cards is the best movie ever made.

A film experience unlike any before.

Gregg Turkington's DECK OF CARDS tells a historical tale that somehow previously slipped through each and every one of our school textbooks and documentary collections up until this point. Profound beyond belief, DECK OF CARDS tells the true story of how we humans as we know ourselves nearly missed out on knowing how a deck of cards works, entirely.

While the writing and directing are equal parts challenging and and innovative, it's Tim Heidecker's dual performance as both Special Agemt JJ Denecker and the Jack of Cards that brings down the house in a walloping showcase of esteemed talent. Must be seen to believe.

'Deck Of Cards' by Gregg Turkington - (The worlds most acclaimed Movie Buff) - is the most significant and important film in years. Gregg has brought back a legendary character to the silver screen - The Joker!

This classic redefines cinema, In the way movies are supposed to be.

This film gets 6 bags of popcorn and a deck of playing cards.

I would've given this film 7 bags if it hadn't been meddled with by Tim Heidecker, who doesn't even know or appreciate movies and all he cares about is his stupid rock band and rip off 'businesses' if you can even call them that.

Film Buffs unite! The Silver screen is restored with a wonderful tip of the hat to the great 'Wizard of Oz'! You won't want to miss this Friday night!

5 Bags 2 Cups of soda.