Baieti Destepti

"Wise Guys" falls short on every front imaginable. From abysmal acting to a lackluster storyline, it fails to engage viewers in any meaningful way. The characters lack depth, the dialogue feels forced, and the plot meanders aimlessly, leaving audiences bewildered and disappointed. Instead of subjecting yourself to this cinematic disaster, opt for the mindless yet entertaining distraction of scrolling through TikTok for 1.5 hours. Trust me, it'll be a more worthwhile use of your time. "Wise Guys" is a cinematic disaster with shallow characters, forced dialogue, and a meandering plot. Avoid at all costs.

After seeing a slew of dumb Romanian movies, you might hope for something smarter. And maybe you'll fall for this title. But you quickly realize you're dealing with an even bigger stupidity. This director, Cobileanski, who showed promise with "Afacerea Est", now delivers a colossal, mindless mess.

The so-called "comedy" features the dumbest humor, akin to the primitive flip-flop kind seen in Asian viral videos on Facebook. Moments where a gut-wrenchingly painful blow to the groin is supposed to be hilariously funny. You could even say this film insults the Gypsy community, for whom it was supposedly made. Almost all the actors are Gypsy, perhaps including the aged Melinte, who plays a ridiculously "zen" character.

Nothing in this film relates to reality or common sense: a psychotic cop shoots a printer in a fit of rage, another goes to confront bandits armed with a slingshot... And other ideas so stupidly naive, they seem imagined by a seventh-grader who isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. The fight scenes are choreographed in a stunningly idiotic manner.

The most cringe-worthy character is played by a plastic doll with neon teeth, going by the name Ruby Maneloasa. A deep disgust accompanies you throughout the film, but you're guaranteed to vomit during the scene where a policeman releases himself in the most vulgar, thuggish behavior imaginable.

This film is a must-watch, even if only in fragments depending on your stomach, to understand the "thinking" of wretched and retarded generations.

I'm not saying it was an exceptional action movie, but it was interesting and I don't think it deserves a grade lower than 5.3.

The action was suitable for an action movie, there were no banal scenes or scenes that would leave you with a bitter taste in your mouth. The action was fluent and the characters were well characterized, through the sly or dangerous style, but identifiable to each individual.

The film kept me hooked and I gave it the minimum mark that I think this film deserves. The idea behind the film is very simple and the way they implemented it was just as simple, convenient and solid.

Imagine that you are watching a film in which the main protagonist is one, but he has three other small protagonists next to him, who, in their turn, each have a little story of their own, throughout the film, and these little stories, plus the story of the main protagonist.. they converge at the end of the film, towards a scene that is in unison with the rest of the script from the last hour and almost thirty minutes.

It's that good.

This movie was the ugliest movie I've ever seen in my life. The director of the film should try another profession, it's clear that directing is not for him. How is it possible for this film to be distributed on Netflix? I don't understand, don't they even check before? Do they just buy any movie like that? It's unbelievable! I've seen bad Romanian movies before, but this one really tops them all. Poorly acted, directed, and edited. The sound is terrible. Come on, let's stop this. How did they even have the budget for this? How is it possible to spend so much money and in the end only manage to waste 1.5 hours of someone's life?

As the title says this is probably the worst movie I have watched, please do yourself a favour and choose a different movie.

Bad acting ( mainly because the actors were people that have nothing to do with acting however they are famous in Romania for the type of music that they create, the writer of this movie was a 14 year old, the visual/sound effects editor was inspired from a cheap head&shoulders commercial all the time, everything was out of sync and frewware effect that were poorly implemented.

If you are still fame for this movie, take some ear protection because the gun sounds are horrible.