Monster on a Plane

_Monster on a Plane: A Turbulent Thrill Ride_

"Monster on a Plane" is a heart-pumping, action-packed horror film that will keep you on the edge of your seat. The movie takes place on a commercial airliner, where a terrifying creature begins to wreak havoc on the passengers and crew.

_Pros:_

1. _Suspenseful Plot_: The movie's tense and unpredictable plot will keep you guessing until the very end.

2. _Frightening Creature_: The monster is both terrifying and convincing, making it a compelling addition to the film.

3. _Strong Cast_: The cast delivers solid performances, adding to the movie's tension and suspense.

_Cons:_

1. _Predictable Ending_: The movie's conclusion is somewhat predictable, which may detract from the overall experience.

2. _Limited Character Development_: Some viewers may find the characters to be somewhat one-dimensional, which can make it difficult to become emotionally invested in their fate.

_Overall:_

"Monster on a Plane" is a thrilling horror film that is sure to appeal to fans of the genre. While it may have some predictable moments, the movie's suspenseful plot and frightening creature make it a wild ride from start to finish.

_Rating:_ 3.5/5 stars.

Is he too old for that ... stuff? No pun intended and yes I know it's a famous line from a different actor! That's the fun with this - and if you had an issue with the joke I made ... well I should warn you, the quality of jokes in this movie ... and the quality of "acting" (intended and not) ... well there may not be a bottom to that barrel - just saying and warning.

Still if you suspend your disbelief and like movies with blood (and some nudity), with terrible one liners and a lack of a script ... well you could do worse I reckon ... which might have been funnier too than whatever it is we got here.

Still the actors know what they are in (movie wise but also sometimes body wise) ... and the monster that also is practical (to see and to touch as you may say) ... well quite the critter .. well it is what it is ... and you should know by the name of the title what you will be getting.

You know, when you try to make an intentionally bad movie, you probably shouldn't be a bad filmmaker, or else the "intentionally" becomes a redundant word.

MONSTER ON A PLANE is bad. Not good bad, not funny bad, just bad. Surprisingly, it features some very decent practical gore effects that look way too good for this, so the "filmmakers" decided to obscure the only good thing in this travesty of a movie under really bad digital blood. Intentionally bad, of course.

I can only admire the manic energy to even try to make something like this, but I'd strongly advise to skip this one if you should ever cross its path. Time is precious, and to waste it on something like this is a sin I can never get redemption from. But I sinned so you won't have to.

Movies like this are not meat to be taken seriously. In the same vein as movies by The Asylum or a movie like Sharknado this could be either laughably bad or just plain bad and sadly falls somewhere in between. I did laugh at some of the preposterous dialogue and ridiculous situations, but there were long stretches where it was just boring. The actual monster looked like a deranged Muppet. There were some sexy scenes thrown in that added nothing. The acting was all over the place, as if some of them took the role seriously and others were hamming it up. The script appeared to be written by a 13 year old. Be warned, this is a German production and while all actors except one speak English , their English is atrocious. There is some good gore, but for the most part this isn't very good.

What a dreadful excuse for a movie. Don't even think about watching this pile of garbage. The actors and actresses seem like they've never worked in front of a camera before. There's no way this movie deserves more than one star, and if it gets a higher rating, it's probably the cast or crew trying to deceive you. English is my second language, and I know I don't speak or write flawlessly. That's why I'm not making movies or writing scripts. But that doesn't seem to stop these amateurs from Germany (or some other German-speaking country). They all sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 70s. Avoid at all costs!