90 Day: The Last Resort

This show is immaculate. A dumpster fire I didn't know I needed. This should have come out years ago. I will slurp up this show forever. It's too juicy to pass up. The drama is endless, exactly to be expected from TLC. I want more couples on this show in future seasons. Please, maybe add a boxing element. Big Ed, Small Ed, whatever you wanna call him, he needs to 1v1 someone soon. Maybe Jovi? I think others back me on this. Ed would probably need to train for several months to be able to have a real fighting chance, but this could be part of the show too. Show us a training montage. Let us watch them brawl.

Let's face it all these couples are there for a paycheck and a vacation. Regular couple problems or no problems, most of it seems blown out of proportion. Angela is never leaving Michael and vise versa as long as they are getting a paycheck. She's as rude and obnoxious as ever to everyone. At least he's being paid to put up with her. No wonder he stays in Nigeria, who could live with her? Liz and Ed , well who cares? Leave, stay mostly just go-away! Yara and Jovi are cool, but I see nothing wrong with their relationship that a little communication would not solve. I made it through one pisode, well and realized it was all the same ole BS as the entire franchise. You would be wise to save your time and skip this one. Spoiler Alert, I bet they all stay together unless TLC's follow up is 90-Divorce.

Yara and Jovi are meant to be no matter their problems. They have regular couple problems. But they also seem to be or can be a power couple #couple goals. Live yearly half and half in both countries!!! Molly is great, Kaylani is beautiful (it can work out) but if not you show the strength anyhow. Everybody else.....eeeehhhh. Angela just needs a friend with emotional attachments. She doesn't need to be married but at least with someone who can match her. Ed and Liz are a disaster in every way. They are not meant to be in any definition of a relationship maybe just, friends, for lack of a better word. Molly's lover friend won't ever be able to handle her.

Molly gets her man and then every time becomes disillusioned and distant. I don't think she will ever stick long term. The man left his home, retired and relocated for her. I don't know if she has ever relocated across the country but it takes time and maybe a year or more to get your bearings. She's way to hard on Kelly and he's a catch.

Kalanni has never been happy with Asuelo and he's another man that has gone through a lot. I didn't know about all his cheating but she seems to always treat him like she's his mother and not his wife. Then her dad riding him like a pony. He's very tolerant and I believe he loves her and they could go the distance. What to say about Ed? I don't think anything will ever work out for Ed either because he's to helter/skelter and likes to play act. Jovi and Yarra who knows? Jovi needs to treat her better, he likes to play with fire and he may get burned. Well that's it for me, I know I left Angela out but she's great fun and adds a lot to the show.

It's the usual suspects and the same mind-numbing kindergarden drama. Only this time, get this, it's at a couples retreat. Like an episode of Jerry Springer the characters belt out the same old tantrums, accusations and the odd fisticuffs. The fundamental issue is they understand this is how they should talk and act out because, well, that's what they get paid to do. They're famous now, right? I watched the first series of 90 days and it genuinely felt like it had something to offer, couples form different countries, cultures and religions tackling the realities beyond their initial physical attraction. It was insightful. This latest iteration, and where 90 days as a franchise has landed, is just a bunch of sad BS drama-fueled, fame-hungry individuals egged on by greedy producers desperately seeking out their next payday. Reality, it's not. Not even close. It's just sad.