South Park: Snow Day!

---{ Graphics }--- You forget what reality is Beautiful Good ☑ Decent Bad Don't look too long at it MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }--- Very good Good It's just gameplay Mehh Watch paint dry instead ☑ Just don't

---{ Audio }--- Eargasm Very good Good ☑ Not too bad Bad I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }--- Kids Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }--- Check if you can run paint Potato Decent ☑ Fast Rich boi Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }--- Floppy Disk Old Fashioned Workable ☑ Big Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive You will want an entire hard drive to hold it You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }--- Just press 'W' Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master Significant brain usage Difficult Dark Souls

---{ Grind }--- Nothing to grind Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks Isn't necessary to progress Average grind level Too much grind ☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }--- No Story Some lore Average ☑ Good Lovely It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }--- Long enough for a cup of coffee Short ☑ Average Long To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }--- It's free!

Worth the price If it's on sale If u have some spare money left ☑ Not recommended You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of Minor bugs Can get annoying ☑ ARK: Survival Evolved The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }--- 1 2 3 4 ☑ 5 6 7 8 9 10

---{ Author }--- Alpha X.

Rating: 6 out of 10 Verdict: A messy snowball fight with flashes of fun but not enough South Park soul.

South Park: Snow Day! (2024) tries to throw snowballs with the chaos and satire we've come to expect from the franchise... but ends up lobbing a few slushballs instead. It's a game that wants to capture the wild energy of the show, but trades too much of its identity for a more generic gameplay experience.

The Premise:

The town of South Park is blanketed in snow, the schools are shut down, and the kids are going full-scale warlord mode on the streets. Sounds like peak South Park, right?

You play as the "New Kid" once again, teaming up with Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny - but this time, it's less RPG and more action-focused multiplayer chaos. The crew battles rival factions, snow monsters, and a plot that spirals into multiversal nonsense.

What Works: The South Park charm peeks through in the cutscenes and voice acting. The cast is here, and they're doing what they do best: absurdity, vulgarity, and biting lines.

Co-op snow brawls can be fun, especially with friends. The combat has its moments - blasting kids with snowballs, using ridiculous powers, and hearing Cartman yell at you never gets old.

Visual style keeps to the cutout animation, which helps keep the tone close to the show.

What Doesn't Work: Tone feels off. The game leans too much into basic combat mechanics and not enough into satire. Where are the hard-hitting, layered jokes? Where's the parody of the world falling apart over a snow day?

Shallow mechanics. Compared to The Stick of Truth or The Fractured But Whole, the gameplay here feels like a step back - repetitive missions, dull objectives, and very little sense of progression.

Multiplayer-focused design waters down the storytelling. If you're playing solo, it feels hollow and weirdly quiet. South Park has always been about tight character dynamics and sharp dialogue - this feels like it's missing that core.

Final Take:

South Park: Snow Day! Is like when you and your people plan an epic snowball war but half the squad doesn't show up - it has the setup, the gear, the energy... but not enough of the soul. It's a party that forgot to bring the punchline.

Rating: 6/10 Final Thought: This isn't a total bust - there's still fun to be had. But this ain't The Stick of Truth. It's more like The Snow Day That Almost Slapped. If you're a hardcore fan, you'll enjoy the moments that feel like South Park... but you'll also wish there were more of them.

South Park snow day is an amazing game with a great story and funny lines if I could I would rate this a 100000000000/10 it's a really fun game to play with your friends.

The game also shows how far technology has gone since the South Park show is in 2d, South Park snow day is must buy it might have a short story but it is fun to do it over again with friends and has a lot of action with lots of fun characters to play with and the games bosses are just amazing.

South Park snow day also shows a lot of new areas and has very good graphics with the snow moving around your feet there also new things like upgrade cards which upgrades the players abilities and makes it more fun, the customisation in this game are great there are loads of clothes to choose from and lots more stuff in it than the original game South Park snow day only cost 50$ in Australia and 30$ in America which is pretty cheap for a ps5 game.

I think South Park snow day is a must buy.

This game is quite fun and I personally enjoyed it. I don't understand all the hatred around this game because games are not perfect.

In comparison to the Stick of Truth and Fractured but whole, this game is quite short. But that short amount of time is actually used quite well in this game.

Although not as extreme as the previous two games, there are still multiple moments where I laughed and found the interactions quite hilarious. There is also a return of an old character, but I will not give away any spoilers.

This game also is quite simplistic, which may be a negative to some, but a positive to others.

The games may have some imperfections, but this game is quite underrated and I found it very fun and funny. This game is also receiving lots of new updates, so more content is thankfully being added. Overall, a great game! It's a snow day, dude!

This is a very underrated game, and I just struggle to see all the hate surrounding this game.

Whilst the game is short, they are releasing lots of fun extra content to the game, which makes me want to keep coming back to play more of the game!

It may not have as much content as the past two games, but it is definitely worth a try. It does have some funny remarks during the game which pushes quite a few laughs, plus lots of funny, rude language!

Do not delay, and try the game now, and you may be pleasantly surprised by how fun the game is. Don't listen to the bad reviews from other people, they are just naive.