The Snow Queen

The second this started, I suspected that it was made by the same people behind Little Red Riding Hood (2016). Sure enough, it is.

It has the same odd lack of soundscape covered up by repetitive music. There is hardly any ambient sound at all. It's like they used whatever the camera microphone picked up and that's it.

Both movies have two storyline that they swap back and forth between. One takes place in the past while the other takes place in the modern day.

Iren Levey stars in the past part of both movies. Her line delivery is terrible in both so there's some consistency there. She is hot and has a brief nude scene here so there's that anyway. In both movies, she starts out wandering through the woods and then transitions to wandering through a castle where she runs from monsters. I am 99% sure it's the same castle in both movies. In Red Riding Hood, this is the main story. Here, it is mainly padding and could be cut from the movie without losing anything.

In Little Red Riding Hood, the present parts are just a stupid woman wandering around a house and then getting killed. It is mainly padding and could be cut from the movie without losing anything. In this one, it's the main story, such as it is. There's a scientist lady doing sciencey science with her TNG tricorder prop. There's a biophasic organism which is totally impossible. What's a biophasic organism? The movie doesn't bother explaining this. It's doing...something. They fight it. Whatever. Love or something. None of this makes any sense or goes anywhere.

This movie is terrible for all of the same reasons that Little Red Riding Hood (2016) is terrible. One thing I can compliment it on is the costumes in one scene. There are several of what appear to be Tudor-ish era costumes and they are quite good. I can only assume that they knew some people who were really into Ren Faires. I doubt they spent the money on these costumes and only used them for one scene. These things are not cheap. Also, the Snow Queen is much less stupid looking than the Master from Little Red Riding Hood.

If people milling about in a snowy forest for ages is your idea of the a good time then watch this bad boy. Otherwise just turn it off after 20m or so for your fill of snow covered woods.

Not much else to say, the voice-overs are a bad facsimile for acting. The woods are a bad substitute for a set, and whatever the plot was couldn't really be close to resembling a story.

There's not much more to say but there's a minimum character requirement so here's some movies you can watch instead if you want fantasy:

Anything from the Mythica movies.

Dudes and Dragons on TUBI.

Classics like Conan, you know it.