Confessions of a Christmas Letter

Due to the advent of social media, the tradition of writing a family Christmas newsletter has become old-fashioned, but not in the town of Holly Hills, where the best Christmas letters are honored on the wall of fame at the post office.

Settie (Angela Kinsey) struggles with writing her family newsletter each year while trying to compete with her neighbor, the villainess Sue (Colleen Wheeler). Sue is a straight villain through this entire movie which is a rare thing for a Hallmark movie. Typically at the end of the movie, the villain's icy heart is melted, but nope, she's a straight up baddie.

Settie hires an author named Juan (Alec Santos) to write her Christmas letter, offering him a two week stay in Connecticut at their house and the chance to interact with the family throughout the holiday holiday season. Juan, suffering from writer's block, accepts, and gets a chance to learn the wacky family and meet their single daughter Lily (Lillian Doucet).

The first 15 minutes of this movie was simply awful. It felt like we were dropped into a scenario that we didn't understand and I actually had to rewind and start over to make sure I didn't miss an explanation, but the movie surprised me and got better over time. When the movie concluded I felt some actual emotions towards the outcome as Settie reads from the aforementioned Christmas letter.

The love story was definitely the B storyline, taking a backseat to the family learning to love their intricate quirks and battling the evil woman next door. Dang Sue!

Funny scene: There's a scene where grandma carries a tray of fully engulfed cinnamon rolls to the dining room table and serves them like they were not on fire seconds ago. That takes guts.

Measuring Christmas magic: Yes, we had Christmas magic and the sets were decorated very well for the holiday. Although I would question the safety of having fully lit garlands covering the kitchen cupboards, and every headboard in the house.

Cast kudos: Juan for the win.

Alternate movie titles: This is tough because Confessions of a Christmas Letter is actually probably the best title of any Hallmark movie so far this year. So I'll give one option: The Christmas Letter Wall of Fame.

I almost clicked away from this Hallmark Holiday film because the beginning is frenzied and crazy...and I thought it was about to focus on representation vs story, but I am thrilled that I stayed till the very end and really appreciated the ultimate message.

This film stars two former Office actors...Angela and Kevin. Angela Kinsey Plays Settie Rose, a mom who is a little Christmas crazy and for years has been trying to win the best local Christmas Letter of the year. She has been continually beat out by her vicious neighbor and HOA leader Sue. She has gotten so creative in her efforts to win that she has gone so far as to make up careers and sculpture classes for her kids to teach. This year determined to win and told by the postman that her letters lack prose...she is inspired by her husband volunteering to write this year's letter to hire a professional. The professional she picks ends up being new Puerto Rican author Juan (Alec Santos). Settie's email to Juan is intercepted by his abuela and Tio, who know Juan is suffering from writers block...and after a conversation about the film Misery being set in Main...they decide sending Juan to Main for this "job" for Christmas might be the perfect trick to get his creative juices flowing.

Unfortunately, Juan doesn't realize that the job is to write a family Christmas letter, a custom he is unfamiliar with, until he arrives from the airport in a ride share with Settie flaky wannabe actress daughter Lily. Once he gets the lay of the land and determines it's a family Christmas letter he has been hired to write, Juan almost quits and walks out...but then he encounters Sue (the usual winner) and her snooty, rude, arrogant attitude and his competitive spirit kicks in. Juan proceeds to take his job seriously, interviewing each family member, which includes getting rid of their cheat sheets provided by Settie, all while pretending to be Lily's new fiancé thanks to a misunderstanding by Sue.

There is some great comedy in this after the initial ridiculous frenzy...but more importantly is this "perfectly imperfect" message about what makes families special and about how often women don't get to enjoy the holidays because they are too caught up in trying to make it perfect for everyone else. I loved that Settie's son said he didn't want to be in any more Christmas letters...so the whole family had to not mention him until Juan finally picks up on a reference to Jack! I also loved that one of Juan's conditions was his own onesie that hadn't been worn by anyone else.

I really appreciated that I thought I was going to hate this film in the beginning but grew to love it because of its heartfelt message. I loved the reading of the night before Christmas in Spanish and some of the Puerto Rican flair scattered throughout, but mostly I loved the message that perfectly imperfect is not only ok, but good. What happens with the final letter was absolutely perfect.

4.9 stars.

I don't understand what is going on here. It's the story of a middle aged woman who has failed to win a Christmas letter contest for many years. She hires a famous novelist to write it for her. Already, you can see a debacle in the workings.

Her family is in on the scheme, relatives and friends are visiting their home over the holidays. This writer she hires comes from Puerto Rico. He has what appears to be a gay father or grandfather with a gay lover living with him there. I am not sure if they are gay, but they act like it. I'm just curious about that part.

The matriarch's son is gay and married, then we are introduced to strange and competitive neighbors and friends and the rest of the story is a cacophonous smattering of activities and planning and running in circles during the holidays.

Failed romance, no drama, no comedy. It's a shame when a film attempts to resemble classics like 'National Lampoon...' and nobody can do it.

I was ready to bail on this within the first half hour but I was hoping it would get better. The premise was so ridiculous that I think it was someone's middle school writing assignment. Who gets all worked up about a Christmas letter competition that they would hire a novelist to travel from Puerto Rico to Connecticut to ghost write for them. The actors did the best they good with the cheesy script. The onesies were a hoot. But does anyone really wear them every day?

There were a few sweet moments but on the whole the acting was way over the top. I did manage to watch to the end, mostly because of Alec Santos. I have not seen him before but hopefully Hallmark will use him again. The Uncles were great also. I'm usually very generous with my ratings. I don't expect a masterpiece in this genre but this was just plain awful. I give it four stars just because it is Christmas, the season of giving.

Of course I had never heard about this 2024 Christmas movie titled "Confessions of a Christmas Letter" prior to sitting down and watching it as part of a December Christmas movie marathon. But from the movie's cover alone, it looked like it was going to be an archetypical sappy Christmas movie. Yet, I still opted to give the movie a fair chance.

Writers Jennifer Smith and Kate Smith put together a fair enough script. It was watchable and entertaining enough, for sure, but it was hardly an outstanding foray into the sappy Christmas movie genre. But hey, if you enjoy the sappy Christmas movies, then you're in for a treat here.

The only cast member that I was familiar with was Garry Chalk. However, I will say that the acting performances in the movie were fair.

"Confessions of a Christmas Letter" is a movie that caters to the diehard fans of sappy Christmas movies. You're not in for any grand movie experience, if you sit down to watch the movie as a casual viewer.

My rating of director Heather Hawthorn Doyle's 2024 movie "Confessions of a Christmas Letter" lands on a bland four out of ten stars. There are far, far better sappy Christmas movies out there.