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Obviously I couldn't resist the tunafish pun to lead off my review of Barrett Blade's lousy Wicked feature, playing as a most insincere entry in the label's famed Couples Romance specialty.
There's no script credit (natch) for this cornball movie, so Blade as director/cinematographer earns all the blame. It opens with married couple Aaliyah Love and Tyler Nixon in bed, with Love having an erotic dream of her first love Bill Bailey. A highly romantic scene unfolds, not dream-like, of their making love before he's going off to india as a doctor to work in the Peace Corps.
She wakes up and hubby Tyler has to run off for an extended shift as captain of a fire brigade. Bailey returns to take a job at a hospital where Love is now an administrator, and the inevitable triangle rears its ugly head.
This soap opera story is interrupted with extraneous (but necessary for the fans' enjoyment) sex scenes, including busty Alison Tyler having sex with firefighter Mr. Pete, and Keira Winters the same with fireman Brad Tyler. Seems we have 3 Tylers in the nine-person cast.
Monique Alexander plays Aaliyah's redhead BFF, and we get to see her serviced by spouse Mick Blue.
Fate intervenes via an offscreen fire where Nixon is burned and severely injured, while one of his buddies (I couldn't figure out which one) is mentioned as having died. Also off-screen, Bailey helps save Nixon's life and makes Aaliyah choose between sticking with her recuperating husband or finally uniting with him -seems they're both still in love with each other. A happy ending (and one more XXX scene for Aaliyah) wraps things up.
Production values and details are poor, with a crummy brick wall backdrop used for Nixon's hospital room and no visual or phsyical indication of his injuries present.
Boring stories and lackluster execution like this merely add fuel to the unfortunate current conventional wisdom that all porn should be all-sex.
There's no script credit (natch) for this cornball movie, so Blade as director/cinematographer earns all the blame. It opens with married couple Aaliyah Love and Tyler Nixon in bed, with Love having an erotic dream of her first love Bill Bailey. A highly romantic scene unfolds, not dream-like, of their making love before he's going off to india as a doctor to work in the Peace Corps.
She wakes up and hubby Tyler has to run off for an extended shift as captain of a fire brigade. Bailey returns to take a job at a hospital where Love is now an administrator, and the inevitable triangle rears its ugly head.
This soap opera story is interrupted with extraneous (but necessary for the fans' enjoyment) sex scenes, including busty Alison Tyler having sex with firefighter Mr. Pete, and Keira Winters the same with fireman Brad Tyler. Seems we have 3 Tylers in the nine-person cast.
Monique Alexander plays Aaliyah's redhead BFF, and we get to see her serviced by spouse Mick Blue.
Fate intervenes via an offscreen fire where Nixon is burned and severely injured, while one of his buddies (I couldn't figure out which one) is mentioned as having died. Also off-screen, Bailey helps save Nixon's life and makes Aaliyah choose between sticking with her recuperating husband or finally uniting with him -seems they're both still in love with each other. A happy ending (and one more XXX scene for Aaliyah) wraps things up.
Production values and details are poor, with a crummy brick wall backdrop used for Nixon's hospital room and no visual or phsyical indication of his injuries present.
Boring stories and lackluster execution like this merely add fuel to the unfortunate current conventional wisdom that all porn should be all-sex.
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