Ex on the Beach

I watched the last season and it was a lot of fun. Big breasted babes especially with no underwear, a mix of guys who spent their lives in the gym. A few fights but mostly fun. I forgot flashes of nudity.

This season is a dud. Women with silicone flotation devices and guys that haven't seen the outside of a gym. They never have fun, they're always fighting. And the phookin guy who phookin tells them to phookin say "phookin" all the phookin time should phookin be sent phookin home

For next season, clean up your act. Get back to having fun with a bit of drama. The constant fighting gets old really fast. 2nd episode fast

Where do I start? If these people were left alone and not subjected to horrific writers it could be interesting. The narrator isn't funny- just dumb jokes that go no where. I'd love to see this without whoever is writing and see if reality stars are interesting in these situations on their own. If nothing else replace all the writers and try again. Awful.

The same boring problems that egomaniacs experience when they are jealous, they make stupid mistakes like they have no self-control. Whatsoever.

It also reinforces previous 'stars' from series such as Geordie Shore, like who wants to see them again? They might be great actors but they scream their animalistic personalities.

Show is packed with recaps and what future occurrences, that are to happen, which take around 30% of episode. Who watches this brain dead programming, unless it's for simple amusement?

Only positive aspect was the set, shame they absolutely done no favour with it.

MTV are famous for mundane shows, high budget and little knowledge behind it.

So in theory, yes, money can buy you a awfully made TV program which brings a little happiness for being that bad.

Okay so let's acknowledge this for what it is. A stupid reality tv show. And reality tv is entertaining. Obviously, the people on this show have a few screws loose and they're not the brightest, but there's a lesson everyone can learn from this show. When you're in a relationship, don't cheat, don't be fake and most importantly tell the truth! Because the one thing I've learned from this show is the truth will find you one way or another. The producers had dirt on everybody. Hopefully all the contestants learned their lessons because dang. That was a whole lot of baggage.

All the people complaining about this make me megalol. What were you expecting? Shakespearean drama? Die Hard action?

This is a great show if what you are looking for is fun and entertainment. Don't look too deep into it.

This is like James Bond gone wrong and Stephen Bear is Bond.