The Ouija Experiment 2: Theatre of Death

Why bother making a sequel - yes - a sequel to what? terrible acting, if you could call it acting at all! The guy who played Calvin couldn't have been killed off quick enough, talk about making my skin crawl! Imbeciles still exist - hooray! not.

I cannot even fathom any company wanting to take this on and pretend they would make a profit from us, the unwitting!

Terrible acting, followed by equally terrifyingly written script and last but not least, dismal effects. I wandered through this dumbfounded and in awe of stupidity. Seriously I had more fun watching Dumb and Dumber and any other terribly droll movie that was worth the paper it was written on.

It's shame we can't give minus points in reviews as this dross doesn't deserve to be in positive figures. There is no apparent plot, the acting isn't even Porno standard and I've seen scarier pornos than this repulsive, cretinous nonsense. This film wouldn't even get a positive score in a remedial film school test it is that dire. Shame really as the first film is a fairly reasonable, watch-able effort undeserving of this hideous dross as a sequel. Utter underpants but underpants are of some benefit, this film serves no purpose at all. Pointless nonsense. All involved should hang their heads in utter shame, and apologise to the horror community en masse.

Do not waste your time on this movie. First of all, the acting is flat out terrible; nothing in the dialogue felt sincere and their reactions were over the top. Also, the "British" girl seemed to have trouble maintaining the right accent.

Secondly, the special effects and makeup are absolutely ridiculous. It's like they didn't even try. From the ghost to the blood, it just looks cheap all around. This combined with cheesy jumpscares that don't scare anyone, it makes for a terrible horror movie. This kind of thing belongs more in a haunted house ride. For kids.

Lastly, the entire plot was predictable, lackluster and you can see the "twist ending" coming from a mile away. Everything about this movie just feels lazy and only disappoints. Do not watch.

An awful movie with astoundingly horrible acting from start to finish. The dialog was insincere,corny,and at times so long winded I wanted to kill the actors and script writers myself and save the spooks the effort,don't even get me started on the rancid music score. Special effects were something any 3rd grader could produce and fourth graders would pour scorn on,if you could even call them special effects. The constant mispronunciation of the word 'OUIJA' was just pathetic and for myself infuriating as it happened in one scene so many times I kept hoping the ground would open up and send them all to hell for sheer stupidity. All in all a horrendous movie with absolutely no redeeming features.

Plot

A group of unsuspecting theatre goers are trapped, after a ravenous spirit is resurrected and released from a Ouija board.

Cast

Made by the same hack who made the first and with most of the original cast returning.

Verdict

Ouija Experiment 2 really does screw over the first movie in that it's set in a world where it was a film and is set around the cast of that film and them being involved in its promotion.

The cast are as unlikable as they were before, it looks and feels as cheap as the first and it's as incompetently made as well.

Truth be told the original was abysmal but it followed a tried and tested formula, this goes into business for itself and delivers something that doesn't work and certainly doesn't entertain.

And alike the first film, ignore the cover art! It has nothing to do with the actual film in the slightest.

Rants

Movies like this really show you the power of cover art, that's often what sells a movie, makes a person decide whether to rent/stream something. They rarely look any further, cover art looks good and that tells you enough. It was similar back in the VHS days going to Blockbuster, it's the first thing you notice so it's a powerful tool. Movies like this made on the budget of a Big Mac NEED a good cover.

Breakdown

Follows the first movie well Looks and sounds ugly Plot is poor Kills are dreadful.