Jordan Jensen: Take Me with You

Wife and I watched this together and laughed for the whole show! Funniest comedian since Matt Rife. Great set. Great call backs. Awesome girl stuff and awesome guy stuff too. Not all sex jokes. No politics or religion. The best facial expressions since Jim Carey. "POOH BEAR" is a new thing we will use from now on. Her openness and ability to use self depreciation is very attractive. My new favorite comedian. I will follow her and see everything she has done. Please come to the area where I live so we can see you live! Highly recommend!

I really enjoyed this one. Despite it being tagged as "her debut special", and expecting naïveté and lack of polish, it's obvious that Jordan has put in her time on stage, as well as honed her roller-coaster ride though some dark tunnels superbly. This was one of those specials I'd hoped wouldn't end.

I was not familiar with comedian Jordan Jensen prior to stumbling upon the 2025 stand-up comedy special "Jordan Jensen: Take Me with You" on Netflix by random chance. I opted to give the show a chance and perhaps I had been missing out on a grand comedian here.

As it turned out, however, I had definitely not been missing out on a grand comedian. I found this show to be boring and crude. Essentially it was just all sex-based jokes, and that is something you would expect to get from a 1990s comedy show. The time has changed and topics are far more interesting these days than below-the-belt contents. So Jordan Jensen failed to entertain me with this 2025 show. I think I would brought to a chuckle twice throughout the course of the 62 minutes that the show ran for.

This particular type of stand-up comedy show didn't appeal to me, and thus failed to properly entertain me. But that will not deter me from checking out Jordan Jensen in another show, should I get the chance.

My rating of "Jordan Jensen: Take Me with You" lands on a generous four out of ten stars.

Ok but why is she doing this to my gender?

I always like to give female comedians a try because now and then you can find a real gem and it's always more relatable to me to listen to them than men, by I feel this woman is pandering too much to the patriarchy to use her own shtick. Like she talks about some brutally honest things that nobody talks about that way and they're pretty relatable but a lot of it is whoaaa... pretty out there and it's her own journey through childhood trauma, food addiction, sex addiction and all around low self-esteem which she says ties in to all the other stuff and honestly she's not telling it in a way I can sympathize with. I feel like that kind of stuff is written for men and I know Americans will laugh at anything anyway so her crowd was on fire. I mean sure some of it was funny, but some was just painful and I guess I just want that woman who couldn't give a crap about men and what they think of her or her body and just embrace herself and not make fun of herself or even degrade herself for laughs. No, we're definitely not four creatures (looking at you too Iliza Shlesinger, ,but who were much funnier about it) and if you are Jordan I really feel sorry for you, or maybe I guess I'm more of a man and I have no problem with that and I'm good in my female body overall.

But she's very watchable and I never got bored, which is an achievement with comedy specials nowadays.

I consider myself pretty savvy about stand up comedy, that said, to me she is absolutely genius. Her facial expressions are superb, the subject matter is so disturbing and hilarious (to me probably how she survived everything-her beautiful, dark sense of humor) I watched yesterday and am still processing how good this was, all the while wondering how many people I know would 'get it'? I wish nothing but good for this raw, honest, hysterically funny woman. Bravo, bravo!!