Bondage Is the New Black

It seems like this butchered project has been the result of someone has deliberately taken a more-or-less finished mini-series and deliberately ruined it. Could be the result of infighting in the studio, someone completely messing up or some other, unguessed, reason.

The "story", using the term in it loosest sense, doesn't hang toghether at all and scenes jump from one place to the next with no coherence whatsoever, seeming as if important scenes have been left on the cutting room floor. Other scenes, like the farm work in the first episode, drag on for far too long and bring nothing to neither the story nor the action.

The BDSM scene at the end of episode one is very intense, but then afterwards we hear nothing more from the characters involved and the following two episodes both focus on one very specific fetish each which might not be to everyones' taste (I know they were only barely interesting to me). The scenes also dragged on and even whatever was interesting became boring after a while.

The ending is also the lamest copout commonly used in fiction. I will not spoil what it is, but it was truly pathetic.

The once ingenious adult video producer Brent Scott, "PD", scored a career "flop" with "Bondage is the New Black." A lack luster - so called "parody" - is more of a "groaner" with ridiculous screen writing so bad it seems as if the performers were ad-libbing as they droned on. The cast seemed to be composed of aging over weight 30, 40 and 50 somethings. Matt Williams, way past his prime, and sporting a few extra pounds, attempts some sort of dialogue which falls flat. Only to be surpassed by an even more obese OT, Daniel Intraub, who clearly has no acting skill and not only fails to connect with the other performers but with the viewers as well. His scenes remind me of that I Love Lucy episode where Lucy and Ethel Mertz are trying to pack candy boxes on the conveyor belt...same kind of train wreck with OT's scenes. Scott, the former Carnegie Mellon University art professor, has clearly lost touch in creating nouveau gauche impressionist adult art. His once controversial and highly debated adult videos have evolved into a sad parody of the "over-the-hill" producer with no new ideas who has lost touch with his art and viewers. The ratings speak for themselves, at the time of this review Xvideo viewers have rated it 41.66% and Pornhub viewers give it only a 24% rating. At a bragged about budget of $35,000 this seemingly vanity video must be the adult video industries Titanic!

Im trying to find something, anything positive, to say about this about this video...the orange color jumpsuits were a delightful shade.

This once great adult video producer Brent Scott (PD) has obviously lost his MoJo. This video has no cohesive story, idea "stolen" from the TV series - thus lacking any individual creativity, the acting is ridiculous, a monkey could write a better script - sorry for insulting monkeys, and the acting...SAG I beg you to pull some cards here!!! Its actually more painful to watch then what the models are experiencing! First it all regurgitated scenes from their endless previous videos of "the same scenes different model" formula. There is NOTHING new here. Its as if the Intersec crew drag themselves in and say where is the Chinese Menu? OK today lets do a riveting scene one from Column A, the next from Column B and the fortune cookie desert from Column C. Same stuff different day.

Then the sexy models.... OK I know this is suppose to be a parody, but who is this over weigh OT kid suppose to be, complete with pudgy fingers, pot belly and is that a beard drawn on with an eye brow pencil? Uncle Fester from the Adams Family? I am only rating this one star as I cant award it no stars! Please don't waste your time or money.

Its hard to believe that Intersec's legend PD allowed this disaster to be released! XVIEDO.COM's viewers voted it a dismal 10.04% making it the Guinness World Record for worst porn video ever! Rumor has it that the legendary Brent Scott, now suffering from dementia has had his Intersec empire taken over by long time toddy Daniel Intraub who is trying to market himself as "OT." But his overweight and lack luster appearance makes this pudgy prodigy the least sexy model on the internet. In fact all the current Intersec male models makes Subway's Jared Fogle look like a Sports Illustrated swimwear model. This feature, that Intersec's Intraub is touting as the opus magnum of the Intersec pinnacle has zero plot, ridiculous dialogue, and you can hardly call it acting. Its rumored that it was so bad on the set several of Intersec's in house super stars quit the company so as not to ruin their reputations. Two thumbs down for this spectacular flop, I give it a 1 (awful) only because there in nothing lower to rate this! Don't waste your money or disk space on this nonsense.