Alice's Last Halloween

Some believe this to be just an urban legend, but in this suburb of Pittsburgh people know the truth. Once again Nick Bramlett has crafted a masterpiece of lyrical indulgence which satisfies even the most devilish demands of his faithful followers. Nick's horn is not the only one to be blown, as that co-starring red devil toots his way into our hearts with a melody that can be considered both trick and treat. While many an actor would not have the wherewithal to even try to rhyme the word Monogahela, the multisyllabic town snakes its way past Nick's pouting lips like king size Snickers bar being engulfed with Halloween passion. While not a story for the faint of heart, most children should enjoy this instant cult classic without being confused by the underlying homo-erotic undertones displayed throughout. All will agree that Nick Bramlett's star is on the rise and his next work will be anxiously awaited as this tale aches for a sequel or maybe another holiday themed follow up. Naughty or Nice? Nick Bramlett is coming to town. This reviewer wants to find Nick under his tree.