Real Housewives Volume 14

This niche porn series is already up to at least 19 volumes in barely over a year for local distributor British MILF Entertainment, and so far they're adding up to one long yawn.

Slapdash approach offers the minimum in every department: basic five vignettes of by-the-numbers humping with little or no set-up, attractive British babes and anonymous studs, no hook or special point-of-interest. The "real" and "housewives" tags are completely arbitrary -yes these are real women and not animated or CGI constructs, but they do not even portray housewives let alone actually represent talent drawn from the ranks of married women. No, they are generally familiar career entertainers (in this case, star power Megan Coxxx, Jess West and Victoria Summers, or fledgling youngsters like the attractive Bonnie Rose.

Lack of ideas or any type of thinking is evidenced by Rose reappearing here after being featured oh-so-recently in both Volumes 5 and 9 of the same series. That's evidence of the generic nature of the exercise, unlikely to sustain this label for much longer.