Best Sex Ever!

The most obvious observation from the first few seconds of the opening scene is that the acting is truly awful, there are no production values and it is perhaps a notch above some of the mobile phone and home recording efforts that are passed off as films. But this still cannot be described as a movie.

There is no point reviewing the film, it is utter rubbish. However be warned: the lead actress called. Keely Dervin is 'I need a drink to get over it', scare the children unsightly. She has quite the IMDB CV but I wasn't brave enough to look at anything else. I just hope I don't get any flashbacks. Urgh.