Snatched

If Joanna Angel is God's gift to American tattooed porn, Daisy Rock is her evil British doppelganger. Daisy and her teammate, the well-named Trash Meister, foist this anti-entertaining exercise in gonzo crap, dark mood division.

It consists of five repetitious vignettes, in which that tattooed star of Brit Porn named Luke Hotrod, minus his trusty guitar, plays a military prisoner held hostage in a creepy building, sitting in a wheelchair. A series of evil women, sporting creepy makeup and fetish regalia, f*ck him and torture him, with lesbian sex thrown in. Dialogue is almost nil, and the glorification of ugliness is in line with the porno revolution of a couple decades earlier typified by Max Hardcore and Lizzy Borden.

Director Daisy shows up in a sort of geisha outfit and makeup, and is clearly unafraid to look bad (literally) on camera. Kiki Minaj has interracial sex with tall and flat-chested Maisie Rain, each wielding a strap-on, and Kiki squirting all over Maisie's face at the climax. Luke sits in his wheelchair masturbating, shooting his money shot onto apples for the ladies to eat.

Huge fake boobs Jennifer Keelings, wearing a military cap, is impressive with Gothic makeup, abusing poor Luke. In the most creative (sort of ) vignette, comfortable team of Misha Cross and Sam Bentley act and dress childishly as 12-year-olds playing and skipping around right out of "The Shining", to have a strong threesome with Luke.

Ending is more than predictable, and opening credits list an actor named "No. 6", presumably a tribute to Patrick McGoohan's iconic role in his all-time great tv series "The Prisoner".