- Fast Food Cashier: Welcome to Burger King. Flame grilling since 1954. Can I interest you in a Whopper? You can get it to go if you wanna eat it in your car and cry.
- Jenny: You can't change the world without influential people.
- Marcus Kim: So you need to know famous people in order to make a difference?
- Jenny: It helps. Look at everything Leonardo Di Caprio has done for climate change.
- Marcus Kim: What has he done for climate change?
- Jenny: He's working on it.
- Marcus Kim: I thought this was a high-end restaurant. Why am I the only one wearing a tux?
- Sasha Tran: Oh, sorry, I should have told you. Rich people are done with fancy clothes. Now it's all 4,000$ T-shirt that look like they were stolen off the homeless.
- Sasha Tran: Hey, where'd you get that condom?
- Marcus Kim: Oh, um... seventh grade.
- Sasha Tran: Oh.
- [chuckles]
- Sasha Tran: Who... who taught you how to put it on?
- Marcus Kim: This lady came to our school... taught us, like, sex ed for a day, and... she put it on a banana.
- Sasha Tran: Oh... Did you practice at home with bananas?
- Marcus Kim: No. I didn't need a banana at home.
- Sasha Tran: I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit about your branding thoughts. You never loved me! This was just about business! I cannot believe I wasted my prime reproductive years on you! I hope you have terrible karma and come back in the next life as a nasty little lizard and get stepped on by someone on a hike! You are getting the finger so hard right now! I hope you get malaria and shit yourself to death, you shitty piece of shit!
- Sasha Tran: Dude, you so did that on purpose.
- Veronica: I thought it was just gonna be Mr. Kim. I had no idea Marcus was gonna be working with him.
- Sasha Tran: The company is literally called, "Harry and Son."